(Before I start the chapter I'd like to say that this story is cross-posted from my A03 with the same name. Also also, about 6-5 years ago, when I was 11 or 12, I used to write awful state-human fics on this app. I deleted it because it was cringe, but it was called "The Key to Happiness". Not like this is any less cringe. It was on a different account but yeah this whole personification thing is part of me lol.)
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May 8, 2023
Dear Diary,
I was extremely bored today. Despite my charm and exciting demeanor, I felt as though I had nothing to do. So to fix this awful problem I went to visit Diego for a bit. I had to admit, he did have some pretty cool stuff. Im talking about Las Vegas of course! Behind me, it seemed to be the only other thing worth seeing. I mean, the buildings are so bright! The nightlife is gorgeous, and the fountains flare up into swirls of color! (Im so proud!) Plus, the shopping malls are pretty great too. I had thought that he would be in Las Vegas. I mean, what else is there in Nevada? He was not in Las Vegas when I got there, instead, he was sitting in his van in the middle of the desert (He can't even drive!) Surprise, surprise, His car was filled with papers, and right outside of it was a big pinboard leaning against a stand, dozens of papers hastily pinned onto it with red lines. He then proceeded to yap to me about a million different theories I wouldn't be able to recall exactly. He always thinks he's onto something, Grow up! I do not recommend visiting Diego ever again.
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May 11, 2023
Dear Diary,
The sudden urge to become annoying suddenly hit me like a truck! So I went to Facetime Santiago today! I don't usually call him, why would I? His accent is grating to the ears. As usual, he showed off like the ass he is. Does he think I care that he got done with riding horses or whatever he does? Puh-lease! Anyway, I decided to hit him with the one thing he loves the most, football. He did not appreciate it. I will not write down the primal things that he said but he spouted that good old Texan nonsense. Heh, you should have seen the look on his face! I will make sure to do that more often. After that, I decided to mail a little something to Melly, since it was her statehood day. The midwest doesn't get lots of mail so I decided to make her day! Im such a good sister!
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May 21, 2023
Dear Diary,
I went to go visit New York today. That's right, NYC! Of course, it wasn't a big deal. I have been there multiple times. But being in such a big city gets me excited! It's really glamorous! Of course, that's if you ignore the homeless people, the rats, the trash etc etc. It's hard to ignore though! I can't help but look sometimes. I tried to help one of them but Tommy told me to just keep walking. How does he mind his own business like that? I like people's business! Anyway, it went better than Nevada that's for sure. Tommy took me around to let me shop and take photos (Okay I dragged him) My photos came out really good because I was using this new high-tech professional camera that Tommy had gotten me for Christmas, which I thought was super sweet of him! (Even though he'll tell you it was out of obligation). After a full day of walking around, he took me to a meeting room and forced me to face the state issues I had been complaining about. He is such a workaholic! How could you work in the city that never sleeps? Unfortunately, Tommy doesn't sleep for a different reason other than having a great time. At least I had a fun day!
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July 4, 2023
Dear Diary,
I haven't written in a long time. But today is an important day! It's the 4th of July! It's a pretty important day for us and Dad. All the states are here just chillin', eating hotdogs and corn (From Maize of course) I say it's a pretty Dad sight to see! I don't usually eat hotdogs but I can make exceptions! I am currently sitting on the grass watching, watching Porter eagerly set off fireworks that Beau brought (They really like fireworks) Anyway I---.....
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Sorry about that! Monica just stole my pencil. Ugh, that klepto. I suppose I will finish writing later. I have pictures to take! Oh, and a family to hang out with I guess.
3>Love, Cali-
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The State Files
FanfictionThe states didn't think the nations were all that. They much preferred themselves. The lives into the States of America. (I will change the thumbnail one day.)
