The State Files

Davey Jones' Locker

Rhodey almost dropped his set of cards as the door slammed open.

Davey Jones had just been sitting at the dinner table at their house in Boston. He had been playing cards with Tennessee and blowing away the competition while eating a doughnut. But of course, Northeastern states could never get a day's peace with a complete dickwad as their neighbor.

"Rhode Island! David Ackley Jones! You stupid midget!"

"Ooooh...You in troubleeee..." Beau sang.

"What do you want Masshole?" Davey grumbled.

Henry growled as he stomped over to the smallest state, Bernadette trailing behind him and then making her way towards the couch. "You! Youah!! That stupid magic trick you did? Im gonna kick youra ass you friggin Rhodetard!"

"Hey! I didn't do that! I was here all day." Davey hid his smirk and played with his card, shoving the rest of his iced pastry into his mouth, gulping it down.

Henry scoffed and ripped it out of his hand, flicking it towards the wall and making the paint peel.

"So?"

"So?! You did somethan with your stupid cursed cahds!"

"Again! I was here this whole time, I couldn't have flicked it."

Henry glared at him as if to say 'Are you playing with me right now?'. He ripped another card from the deck and flicked it into the air. The card started to flutter around, flying and hover above the table before Rhode pinned it to the table with a slap.

"That doesn't mean anything."

"You sent a stupid hoverang card after me! You fashioned up the hand to scare us you stupid prick!"

"So what if I did?" Davey hummed.

"You're dead!" Henry went to lunge after him, only to be held back by North Dakota.

"Let's not cause a ruckus!" Tatanka tried.

"Let me go! Listen to your elder!"

"You're an elder alright," Beau added.

Henry rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Be quiet, Rock n roll."

"If these two are the heads of the house, then everythangs gonna go cattywampus," Beau turned to Colorado and grinned. She laughed and nodded.

"You're gonna cause an avalanche with how loud you're yellin', Henry," She added and chuckled with Tennessee.

Henry glared at Rory. "Don't you start, you Whiffet."

Davey grinned and straightened his back. "You are mad that I bested you at magic, Salem."

"Don't bite my leg."

"Well, Dad said I couldn't do that anymore. Anyway, you are just filled with envy at my awesome and cool spells!" He smirked.

"Yeah. Sure, pissa spells you did there. Now let me beat you!" He went to lunge again, only to be held back by Tatanka again.

"You can try," Davey smirked.

"Gah!"

"Hey...Im shurah we can act more peacefully here..." Bernadette said.

"How 'bout a magic contest?" Evangeline spoke up.

"Ooh?" Davey perked.

Louisiana grinned. "Yep! A contest! We will have a series of challenges, and you'll have to complete them with your magic," She giggled, waving sparkles around with her hand.