Not Even MC Would Save You

22

In front of one of Devildom’s café were two figures. Both wearing accessories that cover their face. Like sunglasses, a mask, scarf, and a hat or a hoodie. They both nodded at each other before entering the cafe. The workers greeted them casually as if the two were regulars before showing them to their seats. Once they're both seated they finally take off all the stuffy accessories they used to disguise themselves.

Now here we see them more clearly. A young man with blond hair and green eyes sat in a booth with a boy with blue hair and black eyes sitting across from him. They both extended their hand and gave each other a firm handshake.

“Hello Sir Pointy Ears”

“Hello as well Mister Puffy Tail”

The blond male was nicknamed as “Sir Pointy Ears” and the younger one as “Mister Puffy Tail”. Both held a pretty straight face even with the ridiculous nicknames being said to each other. At least for a few seconds before both had to turn away and hide their respective giggling.

A server came over and gave them their menus. Each chose their own drinks and snacks before placing their order. The blond then took out a thick book that had a lock on the side. He then unlocked it before opening the book and revealing the insides.

“So.. what would you like to trade today?”

He turned the book- which turns out to be a case made in the shape of a book- towards the blue haired demon whose void eyes seem to take on a shine as he sees the contents of the case. Inside sat five pictures of cats in different positions. Each of the cats were cute in their own way that it has the boy holding in a squeal.

“These are..! The top five cutest cat poses according to that book! How did you find all of them in real life!?”

Oh Aise wanted so much to reach into the picture and pet each of the cats but of course he couldn't because those were just photos. Satan seemed proud of his collection as he ranted about how he captured those images with his camera and also a lot of patience.

“You have good ones I'll admit. I'll have to show my secret weapon then”

Aise pulled out a small album with a cat face on the front. He flipped a few pages until he came across the one he was looking for. He showed the picture towards Satan gasping, his eyes widened at the scene in the photo.

“That's a-! A heart! Two halves of a whole!”

The picture was of Aise’s two cats. One was an orange tabby and the other a suit cat. Both were sleeping together in the light of Devildom's moon while making the shape of a heart. A very fluffy heart.

“That's not the only one I have saved up”

Aise flipped onto the next page that showed a kitten. This one Satan had never seen Aise show him before so he assumed it was new. The kitten was small with black fur and a pair of mischievous blue eyes. It was as if the cat was the total opposite of Aise himself.

“This one is the newest addition to my family. See both Raymond and Johanna brought him home just a few days ago and hid him somewhere in my room. I wouldn't have known he was even there if it wasn't for that special catnip you told me about last time”

He flipped the page again to show the three cats playing around in what seems to be scattered catnip. He could see the tipped over jar at the corner of the photo and the three cats looking high as a kite.

“I caught them all laying around the mess they made. Honestly sometimes they're so vexingly adorable but also very much the vexing part”

Aise huffed as he placed the album down on the table for Satan to admire longer. They didn't even notice that their drinks were already delivered to their table while they were busy talking.