love you like crazy [bbangsaz one-shots]

the bar

"Ugh, like, y'all don't understand how amazing he is..."

"You've been talking about him all night long, so I think we do."

"Like, okay, sorry, this is going to be a little TMI, but like...his dick is huge."

Hanni choked on her cocktail and leaned back, laughing. Wow, that was a little up front, especially coming from someone who was as adorable and wholesome as Sullyoon. The others, Hyewon and Jinyoung, were laughing at how lovestruck (or lust-struck?) Sullyoon was as well.

The four were hanging out at a local pub after an overtime shift from their job today. They were all working under the prestigious fashion design company, Velvet Couture, home to high-end dresses and sleek suits catered to women (or whomever found it appealing) often found on the runway at fashion weeks. Hyewon and Jinyoung were directed Irene's fashion designers for three years now, but today was one of the rarest days where they had to stay behind an extra two hours to help her with the upcoming fashion week in Paris. On the other hand, Sullyoon, who was in the middle of finishing up beauty school, decided to stay behind as well, considering how this was good experience. She was Hanni's fashion stylist, but Hanni didn't mind her snooping around to see how the benefits in the long run. As a fashion writer slash model, Hanni felt nice enough to lend a hand where she could to Irene, who was probably still cooped up in her office, racking her mind over what kind of styles she should have Hanni and the other models flash off in the next two weeks.

"Would it be weird to ask how big you are, Oppa?" asked Hyewon.

Jinyoung, who was in the process of lifting a beer bottle to his lips, raised a perfectly threaded brow at Hyewon.

"The heck?" he muttered. "What do you think?"

Hanni leaned over to Hyewon next to her. "I think he thinks it's weird."

"Okay, but," started Sullyoon. She turned to her side to Jinyoung and grasped onto his arm. "I'm going to have to ask you very personal things now."

Her face was flushed from the cocktails she was drinking, but she wasn't completely drunk yet. They didn't plan on getting drunk tonight, just a little tipsy, maybe. Well, couldn't say for sure for Sullyoon, who claimed to have the best sex ever a few nights ago with her latest hookup. She went on and on about him!

"If you're going to keep asking me for my dick size, I'm not gonna tell you," said Jinyoung. "No matter how drunk I get."

Sullyoon cutely shook her head. "I want to ask...how you do it with other girls."

Jinyoung widened his eyes at her and turned away. He took a swig from his beer bottle.

"I'm going to have to drink a lot to talk about my sex life..."

Hyewon was on it. She ordered a few more rounds for the table, a few cocktails for Hanni and Sullyoon and some soju this time around for Jinyoung and herself. They were all fully grown adults, but having a discussion topic on sex still got them flustered. It was a private matter that typically happened beyond closed doors of a bedroom.

Hyewon, Sullyoon, and Jinyoung all equally became vocal about their sex lives. They talked about the worst sex they ever had, the best sex so far, the weirdest places where they had done it, and what positions unusually gave them satisfaction, among other things.

"While we were doing it in the living room, my ex was carrying me, but he accidentally dropped me onto the couch," explained Hyewon, "but the thing was, he was still in me and my legs were on his shoulders, and god that position was so weird, but it felt so good."

Jinyoung smacked the table and pointed at Hyewon. "Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about! I accidentally did that to my ex at the time, too, and she got so much louder!"