Chapter 2

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Sometime later, Burt took Adam to the Fishing Spot where Chad Stuart and Jeremy Clyde were rehearsing their music.

They were just as delighted to see Adam as Burt was.

"It's lovely to see you, Adam" said Chad.

"Chad & Jeremy. My favorite pair of brits" said Adam. "I trust you've taken care of Burt."

"We strive to make him comfortable here" said Jeremy. 

"We get along quite well" said Chad.

"Hey, Jeremy!" Patty Duke's voice piped up.

Jeremy looked behind him and saw her skipping toward him. 

"Oh, that's my girlfriend. Please don't embarrass me" he whispered to Adam.

Burt gestured to his cast mate. "Patty, have you met Adam?"

Patty gasped. "Adam West?!"

"The one and only" said Adam bowing down. 

"Golly gee golly!" Patty squealed. "I've heard so much about you! Burt talks about you all the time."

"Does he now. Have Chad and Jeremy told you about their experience with me?" said Adam.

Patty looked at Chad and Jeremy. "You guys were on Batman? You never told me!"

"I don't know why I didn't tell you first" said Burt. "Their episode had Julie Newmar (but not two-ply) stealing their voices. But Adam and I were there to rescue them."

"Yes indeed, yes indeed" said Adam. "But even without his voice, Jeremy still snorts when you tickle him on the elbow."

"No I don't" said Jeremy.

Adam tickled his elbow and Jeremy laughed, then let out a big snort. 

Brer Rabbit hopped in just then. "Do y'all hear snawtin'? Did Mr Pig finely fix his organ?"

"No, Brer Rabbit, it's just another trick from Adam here" Burt sighed. 

Brer Rabbit looked at Adam. "Well I'll be fuzzy! It's Adam West!"

Brer Fox scampered over. "Adam West?! Dat's m'boy!"

"He and Burt were just talking about Chad & Jeremy on the Batman show" said Patty.

"Brer Chad and Brer Jeremy wuz on Batman?" said Brer Fox.

"Dat musta bin perfect" said Brer Rabbit. 

"Yes, but it doesn't make Jeremy perfect" said Adam.

He tickled Jeremy's elbow again and he laughed and snorted.

"Ha! Dat's hilarious!" Brer Rabbit cackled.

Patty was laughing too, but decided not to when she saw Jeremy's humiliated face.

"No it's not!" she stated. 

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