Les Camembert: In mere moments, less time than it takes me to steal this scene...
[Dr Fusion sneezes loudly]
Les Camembert: I shall take possession of this mountain and triumph!
Chad Stuart: Well, there's one flaw to your plan.
Les Camembert: What might that be?
Chad Stuart: I dunno. Isn't there always one flaw with a plan of this sort?
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Patty Duke: Jeremy, you may snort, but it's the cutest snort I've ever heard.
Jeremy Clyde: Thank you, Patty. And your mood swings prove that you aren't afraid to say how you feel. That's something to be admired.
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[first lines]
Burt Ward: Holy Sleeping Beauty! Why are my lips so red?
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Brer Rabbit: [after running into a spider web] Spider webs taste terrible!
Adam West: Tallulah Bankhead's webs were worse, little chum.
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Burt Ward: We're done sharing Splash Mountain, so if you want it, you'll have to fight for it.
Les Camembert: Suits me. I hope you have good dental coverage.
Dr Fusion: If you don't, my sister's a dentist and she needs the business.
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Patty Duke: Jeremy, I usually keep this a secret, but I have bipolar disorder.
Brer Fox: What's that?
Patty Duke: It's a mental illness that gives you mood swings.
Chad Stuart: [comforting Patty] There there, Patty. Don't be sad.
Jeremy Clyde: Your mood swings would explain your temper.
Patty Duke: It's also the real reason they gave me an identical cousin.
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Brer Bear: [to Adam] Is it true you put fake puke in Brer Burt's lunch so he hurled on Liberace?
Adam West: No, that story isn't true. I didn't use fake vomit, I used real vomit.
Burt Ward: That was real?! Holy air sickness bag!
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Brer Rabbit: [about Les Camembert] Five years ago, he made a machine that filled the river with jelly. We was low on water for weeks!
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Burt Ward: Adam, I'm more than just a sidekick!
Adam West: Are you saying that because you feel you deserve more screen time?
Burt Ward: No! I mean being at Splash Mountain has changed me. As I tried to tell you, I'm old enough to fight my own battles.
Adam West: Come to think of it, you did stand up to that crook Les Camembert. That took courage.
Burt Ward: Yeah. Especially since his assistant has a laser.
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Patty Duke: You must be Les Camembert.
Les Camembert: How did you guess?
Patty Duke: You have a very punchable face.
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Brer Bear: Well, look at the big brain on Burt.
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Brer Bear: Lipstick while you're sleeping? Classic!
Adam West: Yes. I call it the Sleeping Vampire.
Burt Ward: I call it an obvious Andy Griffith reference.
