In the Laughing Place, Brer Fox was sharpening arrows with Chad, Jeremy and Patty.
"We just can't lose Splash Mountain" said Chad. "It's the only home these critters have."
"Indeed. What sort of friends would we be if we let this mountain fall?" said Jeremy.
"I's glad yaw aimin' high" said Brer Fox. "Now. Can ya pass me anodda arrow, Snorty McEngland?"
Jeremy was who he was looking at.
"Brer Fox, that's rude" said Jeremy.
"Oh, I's sorry" said Brer Fox sarcastically. "Can ya please pass me anodda arrow, Snorty McEngland?"
"Brer Fox, let's not re-snort to name calling" said Patty.
Then she realized what she said and tried changing her words. "You have to be the pigger person."
She faltered again. "I mean... don't you just hate Les?"
Jeremy looked at her with a serious face. "Among others."
Patty sighed. "Fine, Jeremy. How about I tell you something embarrassing about me?"
"Ooh, diss is gettin' good" said Brer Fox rubbing his paws together.
"Jeremy, I usually keep this in confidence with my producers, but..." Patty began.
She braced herself. "I have bipolar disorder."
"Huh? What's dat?" said Brer Fox.
Patty started to cry. "It's a mental illness that gives you mood swings."
Chad hugged her. "Oh, Patty, there now. Don't be sad."
"The mood swings would explain your temper" said Jeremy.
"It's also the real reason they gave me an identical cousin" Patty sobbed.
"Well, at least it's famous faw sum'n" said Brer Fox.
Soon, the battle was about to begin.
The gang met up with Les and Dr Fusion at the top of the mountain.
But instead of a beau and arrow, Dr Fusion had a laser!
"Well well. If it's not the weaklings of Crash Mountain" said Les.
"You must be Les Camembert" said Patty.
"How did you guess?" said Les with a grin.
"You have a very punchable face" Patty comebacked.
"Well! In mere moments, less time than it takes me to steal this scene..." Les began.
Dr Fusion interrupted the monologue by sneezing loudly.
"I shall triumph and take possession of this mountain!" Les announced.
"Well, there's one flaw to your plan" said Chad.
"Oh really" Les leaned in closer to him. "And what might that be?"
Chad backed away awkwardly. "I dunno; isn't there always one flaw with this sort of plan?"
Les laughed. "Now. Where's the rebel who started all this?"
Burt stepped up. "I'm here! And I have my Caped Crusader to help me end it!"
"So, Mr Camembert. There's only two of you? We'll beat you easily" said Adam.
"Really" said Les. "Dr Fusion! Fire!"
Dr Fusion started firing laser beams at the critters and they retreated.
