Books Unfiltered: Rants, Reviews, and Reflections
This is not just another collection of reviews. It's where I get real about books-no filters, no sugar-coating. From dissecting the latest Wattpad hits to ranting about clichés, tropes, and everythin...
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WATTPAD DICTIONARY AND CLICHES
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Welcome to the world of Wattpad clichés, where every character is either a brooding billionaire or an innocent bookworm with magical hair.
In this episode, we're diving deep into the most iconic—and most overused—tropes, terms, and stereotypes that have taken over the platform. Brace yourselves, because things are about to get sarcastic.
Bad Boy "Leather jacket, smouldering eyes, a motorcycle, and zero communication skills. Must be a Wattpad boyfriend starter pack."
Good Girl "A walking cliché, probably doesn't know what jeans are because she's always in skirts and blushing 24/7."
Y/N (Your Name) "Immersive self-inserts where Y/N somehow still ends up in a love triangle with billionaires and vampires."
Wattpad Royalty "The untouchable authors with 1M+ reads, whose comments sections look like fan clubs."
Alpha Male "Growls, broods, and commands everyone around him...basically a human version of a cranky bear."
Love Triangle "When you're torn between two emotionally unavailable people, and everyone's rooting for the wrong one."
Mature Tag "Warning: This story contains intense eye rolls, dramatic sighs, and possibly actual smut."
Grammar Police "Those readers who spot a missing comma faster than they notice the plot holes."
Meet Cute "The classic 'spills coffee on your soulmate' moment that somehow never gets old."
Broken Boy "Because therapy is overrated, and only the love interest can fix him."
Words Used to Describe the Genitals of the Leads "Honey pot? Wood? Rod? Tunnel of love? Vajayjay? What jay-jay?? Hoo-hoo—are we cheering someone on?!"
Dark Past "When their backstory is darker than my humour, and trauma equals instant allure."
Boy Next Door "Because falling for the emotionally stable one just makes sense—until it doesn't."
One-Shot "When authors drop an emotional bomb in 2K words and leave you questioning your existence."
Typo "When 'he held her waist' turns into 'he held her waste'—and suddenly, the tone changes.
Describing the Female Lead's Body "Fragile, petite, tiny waist, perfect lips, fuller breasts, plump bottom—are we still describing one person or assembling a Barbie doll?"
