The Tophia & Johnny Show - SEASON ONE

The Tophia & Johnny Show - Episode 10 - Small claims, Big drama

(Tophia and Johnny face off in court over cupcakes, a clarinet, and dildos.) 

[Cold Open: The Courtroom Doors]

[Tophia and Johnny are glaring at each other as they walk into the small claims courtbuilding.]

Johnny: (voiceover) It all started with the cupcakes.

Tophia: (voiceover) No, it started when he accused me of breaking his stupid clarinet.

Johnny: (voiceover) And let's not forget the other thing.

Tophia: (voiceover, smirking) Oh, you mean the dildos?

[Both pause dramatically as they enter the courtroom, each holding a stack of paperwork. The shoot glances at each other.]

[Scene 1: The Cupcake Catastrophe]

[Flashback to Johnny baking a tray of cupcakes.]

Johnny: (proudly) These are for Tianna's charity bake sale. I'm finally doing my part for thecommunity.

[Cutaway #1: Johnny's Charity Failures]

[Johnny wearing a tutu in a marathon, wheezing as he collapses.]

Johnny: (panting) They said "walkathon," not "sprint for your life!"

[Back in the flashback, Tophia storms in, grabs a cupcake, and takes a huge bite.]

Johnny: (horrified) Tophia! Those are for charity!

Tophia: (mouth full) I'm part of the community. Besides, these are mediocre at best.

Johnny: (gasping) How dare you insult my cupcakes!

[Scene 2: The Clarinet Calamity]

[Flashback to Johnny practicing his clarinet at 3 a.m., while Tophia groans in her room.]

Tophia: (voiceover) Three words: Die. Quietly. Nerd.

[Cutaway #2: Tophia vs. Musical Instruments]

[Tophia using Johnny's clarinet as a salad tong while Johnny screams in the background.]

Johnny: That's not what it's for!

[The flashback continues with Tophia tripping over the clarinet and snapping it in half.]

Tophia: (shrugging) Oops. Guess it wasn't clarinet resilient.

Johnny: (crying) That was a family heirloom!

Tophia: Your dad bought it from Craigslist!