(A Halloween party turns into a smoky, haunted disaster.)
[Cold Open: A Haunted Argument]
[Tophia strings fake cobwebs haphazardly around the apartment, while Johnnymeticulously arranges real pumpkins.]
Johnny: (frowning) Tophia, those cobwebs look like they were designed by a drunk spider.
Tophia: (grinning) Thanks! I was going for "haunted crack den."
Johnny: (sighing) Typical. You can't just be spooky—you have to commit to spooky.
Tophia: Oh, I'll show you spooky. Wait till you see my costume.
[Scene 1: The Party Planning Rivalry]
[Johnny reveals his elegant vampire costume with a cape that sparkles in the light.]
Johnny: (posing) Call me Count Glamula.
Tophia: (rolling her eyes) Count Glamula? More like Count Try-Hard. This is a costume.
[Tophia bursts out of her room dressed as a zombie bride, complete with ketchup stains onher wedding dress.]
Johnny: (horrified) Is that my silk tablecloth?!
Tophia: (shrugging) Not anymore.
[Scene 2: The Cursed Ouija Board]
[Tianna arrives with a dusty Ouija board.]
Tianna: I brought something to take this party to the next level.
Johnny: (nervous) Oh no. Those things are cursed.
Tophia: (excited) Perfect! Let's summon a ghost and blame it for breaking the lease.
[Cutaway #1: Tophia's History with Haunted Objects]
[Tophia gleefully tries to use a cursed snow globe to haunt her old landlord.]
Tophia: (grinning) Enjoy your eternal winter, Mr. Kowalski!
[Scene 3: Fog Machine Fiasco]
[Tophia sets up a fog machine she bought from a discount store. It immediatelymalfunctions, filling the apartment with thick smoke.]
Johnny: (coughing) Tophia, turn it off! We can't see anything!
Tophia: (cackling) Relax. It's "immersive!"
[The fire alarm blares, and moments later, firefighters burst into the apartment.]
Firefighter: (annoyed) False alarm? Really? Who's responsible?
Johnny: (pointing) Her.
Firefighter: Oh, hey Tophia.
Tophia: Hey Leonard!
[Scene 4: Ouija Board Chaos]
[Amid the smoky chaos, the group gathers around the Ouija board. The planchette movesominously.]
Tianna: (whispering) Who are we speaking to?
[The board spells out "M-O-R-O-N." Everyone glares at Tophia.]
Tophia: (grinning) Okay, but what's their deal?
[Strange things start happening—lights flicker, objects fall, and Muffin the cat screecheswhile wearing a tiny bat costume. The party seems to be going off without a hitch.]
[Final Scene: A Spooky Resolution]
[As the chaos crescendos, the group realizes the "paranormal activity" is just the fogmachine overheating.]
Johnny: (exasperated) Your fog machine almost burned the place down!
Firefighter: It really did Tophia and that's a no-no.
Tophia: (shrugging) But it was all worth it. This party's legendary. But this candy... it's... it's something else.
Johnny: That candy was for the trick or treaters!
Tophia: (shrugging) ...Meh. Happy Halloween everybody!
[The episode ends with a ghostly figure appearing in the smoky doorway. Everyonescreams as the screen cuts to black.]
[Post credits scene: Tophia sitting on the couch with a large bowl of Halloween candy as she wipes crumbs and candy residue on her dress.]
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The Tophia & Johnny Show - SEASON ONE
HumorWelcome to the Tophia and Johnny show; a new sitcom brought to you by Wattpad. Tophia is a lazy obnoxious oaf of a room mate while Johnny is a sassy, witty, handsome, tidier and neat room mate. Together Tophia & Johnny seek to be successful influenc...
