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"Oh and what are you gonna do-" The sound of my phone ringing swept —well more like 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥— away the growing sexual tension in the room. Keigo snickered at my irritated face. "Oh shut up Birdbrain."
I fumbled around for the phone. I set the ring tone of my own phone, of the new burner phones we got, courtesy of Overhaul, as the same as my work and personal phone. That 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 wasn't 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 a genius plan of mine. I've had better plans than this shitty one.
I made a mental note to myself to change it as soon as possible while I pulled out the burner phone.
It wasn't the one ringing.
"Where the fuck is i- 𝘈𝘩𝘢!" Keigo peered over my shoulder to look at the contact name on my personal phone's screen. "Toy-a?" I pushed him away by elbowing him lightly in the ribs. I swiped right to answer the call.
"Okay listen here asshole. You let her go and I'll give you anything your 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 desires." I furrowed my brows and looked at Keigo, who frowned and shrugged back at me, him just as confused as I was.
"If you so much as 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 a hair on her head. I'll made sure you won't ever 𝘨𝘦𝘵 head or 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 a head. I know your fucking location so don't think of running away on your stupid cowardly legs."
Keigo let out a muffled laugh and he held his hand out for me to hand the phone to him. I saw the mischievous glint in his eyes and knew he was up to no good. Being very reasonable and making the best possible decision, I gave him the phone.
"Anything give want I you me?" Keigo spoke like a foreign man speaking Japanese for the first time and for added flair he mispronounced some words. He also changed the sound of his voice, making it a bit deeper than his own. "Yes anything you want asshole." Touya spat out and I tried to hold in my laughter at Keigo's impersonation. "What her about for my?" I heard
Touya groan from the other side of the phone. "Speak 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 for fuck's sake." I grabbed a pillow from the bed to help muffle the bits of laughter that managed to escape my lips. Keigo was practically in tears from keeping up his act while he, impressively, held in his laugher very fucking good.
"What about having her for a little fun– only once?" There was a pregnant pause as both me and Keigo held in our breaths for Touya's response. "You did say 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨..." Keigo pushed. I knew that the pause wasn't for Touya to translate the English to Japanese, he understood it very well actually, which made me wonder why he paused. In the background I heard the sound what sounded like a car revving, answering my thoughts.
"What do you say? It will only be me, not the others."
I focused more on the sound of a car speeding through traffic, vehicles and taxi's honking wildly in the background rather than Keigo's words and questions. "Hello? Are you still there?" Keigo looked at me with a questioning look and I shrugged just like he did before.
"I think he's coming here." I mouthed at Keigo who smiled slyly, like that smug looking cat. '𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦... 𝘛𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘕𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯...' I thought bitterly.
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