Liam
abcdefg, russian squrells are chasing me, one is gray, and one is brown, one is hanging up-side down, now i'm running for my life, one now has a rusty knife!
Louis
omg a rainbow unicorn is flying around with my ninja monkeys while my glittery gummy bears are playing pool with my sour patch kids!
Harry
I'm not crazy, I swear! And would SOMEONE tell those purple monkeys to stop fighting with my rainbow unicorn in the music trees? They're disturbing the cats!
Niall
I DID NOT RUN INTO THE WALL! The wall simply looked like it needed a hug <3
Zayn
The other day i went to England and this one guy came up to me and said "Cheerio" so i yelled back "CORN FLAKES" ;)
~CHICALOCAOUFF1
