Niall
Have you ever noticed that lol looks like a person drowning? ~~~lol~~^~~ OH NO THERE IS A SHARKIE! Swim little person swim! I command you!
Liam
If I have 24 apples and you have 75 carrots how many waffles can I fit on the roof? Pink. Because dinosaur's don't wear shoes.
Zayn
The first word I'm gonna teach my baby is "brains" so that, at least for a while, I'll have the cutest zombie ever.
Louis
Next time I go to Wal-Mart, I'm going to throw a whole bunch of bouncy-balls down one of the aisles,screaming : "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!"
Harry
Most people think i weird and crazy,but they don't see it the way I do. I mean have you ever thought that just maybe I'm the normal one and you are crazy?
~ChicaLocaOuff1