Old DRQR Story

Chapter 0 Intermission

Hi~ Melo here~ It's time for the Chapter 0 Intermission!~

Kaisey: "Ow, fuck, wh- wait, where am I?"

???: Hello Kaisey.

Kaisey: "Who might you be?"

???: You can call us Melo!

Kaisey: "Aight, where am I?"

Melo: You're in the afterlife! You must've died... We're curious, do you know who killed you?

Kaisey: "Kinda, I actually got murdered by Hornet but MonoYang was the one running it."

Melo: Oh? Whatever does that mean?

Kaisey: "I got mad and punched MonoYin so MonoYang executed me..."

Melo: Ah, I see. That's unfortunate.

Kaisey: "...Sure."

Melo: So, we want to ask you a couple questions, like a talk show!

Kaisey: "Alright, shoot, I've always wanted to be on a talk show."

Melo: Alright, first off. How do you feel now that you're dead?

Kaisey: "Well, I feel ashamed, I shouldn't have done that and yet I did, although execution is a bit much."

Melo: I see, next question. Do you have any regrets?

Kaisey: "Well, yeah. First off, obviously I feel bad about punching MonoYin. I also wish I could've seen Hoshiko one more time."

Melo: Interesting. Final question. Who do you think will survive this?

Kaisey: "Well, that's an interesting question. I think Nick has a good chance of surviving, also Exa, he's pretty strong."

Melo: Alright, thanks for answering our questions!

Kaisey: "No problem."

Melo: And that was it for today's episode of The Ultimate Afterlife. See you all next time~

Kaisey: "Wait what? Episo-"

Hello everyone~ It's kinda sad that Kaisey died. Well, nothing can be done about that~ Anyway, update time~ So, we've decided to write another Danganronpa story on the side of this one! Here's the link if you want to check it out. (https://www.wattpad.com/story/309160864-danganronpa-pkmn-distorted-version) The server also has updates for when that's updated. Well, we can't really think of anything else to announce, so on to the YinYang Theatre!

YinYang Theatre Start!

MonoYang: "Well, I guess I'm going this today. What do I even do for this? Ugh, I'm really starting to regret killing that gamer kid. [REDACTED] and Yin are mad at me now." sigh "Well, uh, is there is script for this?"

???: Yeah, here.

MonoYang: "Thanks. ... Alright, I think I know what to do now. Hello everyone and welcome to the YinYang Theatre. Ugh, it feels so weird to be this nice... Um, let's see. Today, we just have some more questions. Give response to questions. Great. I've never been good at quizzes. Uh, Question #1: Do you have any suggestions for the series? How the fuck do I answer this?"

???: Just say something like, 'I can't really answer that.'

MonoYang: "Aight. Well, I can't really answer that question so let's move on to the next one. Question #2: Who do you hope survives? Me, duh. Not like I can die anyway. Question #3: Who do you think will die next? Honestly, I think that Niko kid is going to die. He seems way to careless to live long. What's next? Uh, feel free to give your answers in the comments below or in the #yinyang-theatre-responses channel? What the hell does that even mean?"

???: Just roll with it.

MonoYang: "Ok...? Uh, let's see... That's all for today, be sure to vote and maybe stop by the server, anyway, this is MonoYi-I mean, MonoYang and I'll see you later. This script's fucking stupid."

Chapter 0 Intermission End!