The Hand that Rocks the Mabel

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Fidds was sat in the living room with Soos, Dipper and Mabel, watching something called 'Tiger Fist!' (Exclamation mark included).

"The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist!"

Fiddleford furrowed his brow as the tiger punched itself, which caused the youngsters to cheer.

"I don' think I understan'."

"Tiger Fist! will return after these messages."

"Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about." Soos pointed at the TV.

"Are you completely miserable?" A southern voiceover asked.

"YES!" The man on screen cried.

"Then you need to meet Gideon." The voiceover said.

"Gideon?" Dipper repeated.

"What makes him so special?" His sister questioned.

"He's a psychic," the voice over answered.

"Aroo?" Mabel cocked her head.

"So don't waste your time with other so-called 'men of mystery'."

A picture of Stan and Fiddleford from their wedding day, the exact second before they had fallen into the cake.

Fidds winced.

The word 'FRAUDS' was stamped over the top on red.

"Learn about tomorrow today at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy." A blue tent appeared on screen.

"Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit."

"Wow... I'm getting all curiousy inside!"

"Well, don't get too curiousy!" Stan snapped as he entered. "Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, we've had nothin' but trouble!"

"Well, is he really psychic?" Mabel wondered.

"I think we should go and find out..." Dipper smirked.

"Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!"

The twins looked at eachother.

"Do tents have roofs?" Mason posed the question.

"I think we just found our loophole. Literally!" She raised a little piece of string with a loop in it. "Mwop, mwop!"

"So come down soon folks," the TV voiceover said. "Gideon's expecting you."

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Fiddleford reluctantly followed the twins and Soos to Gideon's Tent of Telepathy.

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