If You Only Knew : A woosan fanfiction

Throwbacks and Regrets

Wooyoung POV

San sits on the coffee table infront of Yeosang.

"Yeosang, would you ever let some guy you just met a couple hours ago, who got your shoulder injured because of his complete irresponsibility, shamelessly hit on you? Would you ever consider going out with this guy?"

I roll my eyes.

Yeosang thinks for a second before answering.

"Probably not, I mean If I just met him, I wouldn't be comfortable with him hitting on me and I don't think I'll want to go out with him if he has already caused me damage"

"Do you hear that? This is what sensible people do." San says with a gleeful expression.

I narrow my eyes at Yeosang.

"Is that so? Well as far as I know, that doesn't seem to be the case with you and Jongho. Didn't he hit on you the first time you both met? And I know we've all been caught up with Yeonjun and Soobin's situationship, but did you really think I didn't notice how Jongho , very sneakily, paired the two of you together for the tour? And as matter of fact, you seem to be enjoying this vacation a little too much. Tell me, is there really nothing going on between the two of you?"

Yeosang turns bright red and immediately looks away from me.

He starts to stammer while I grin from satisfaction.

"we-ell...Th-that's.. different! Look San!! he's trying to change the subject and making this about me!" He whines to San.

I roll my eyes.

This brat!

"Exactly, don't try and change the subject, this is about you and the terrible decisions you make" San says.

"Yeah!" Yeosang sides with San.

"Wow, you're ganging up on me now? Well, since we're taking things this far, why don't I give you two a little reminder of the very intelligent decisions you guys have made in your lives." I say, taking a seat on the couch. My tone getting sterner towards the end.

The two of them exchange confused glances at each other, not anticipating what I'm going to drop.

"Remember, that one time in college, when Yeosang pretended to be British at a frat party because he thought it made him seem 'classy' . He called himself Lord Yeosangington"

Yeosang defends himself while San chuckles at his stupidity.

"Hey! I was trying to create a mystique!"

"Mystique? Really? Bro, you literally told someone you were 'an heir to the Trumpet Empire'"

Yeosang turns red as San laughs his ass off.

"What are you laughing at? Remember that one time you send a shirtless selfie to one of our professors?" Yeosang claps back at San, whose smile immediately drops.

"That was an accident! It was meant for someone else. And I apologized for it!" San explains, embarrassed.

I laugh at the memory.

"Oh, you apologized alright, By following up with a second text that said, "My bad prof, but admit it - you're impressed.(Wink emoji)" " I say.

San glares at us.

"Oh please, what about the time you dressed up as a sexy traffic cone. What the hell were you even thinking??"

"oh my god that was hilarious!! He was a walking meme!" Yeosang adds on.