That's Fucked Up

Haven't You People Ever Heard of Closing A God Damn Door?

"Break up with her today, or I'm gone."

"You know I can't do that."

"Do I need to make you a fuckin flow chart of all the reasons why I'd make your life easier?" Person 2 asked.

I stifle a giggle at the chart suggestion. If I make so much as a peep, my position outside the open door would be compromised I recognize the voice of the first person in the room, but person 2 could be anyone

"Look, you've got until tomorrow to decide. It's her or me."

With that, there's some shuffling, and that's when I decide to dip because I don't want to get caught snooping.

Later that day, I replay the conversation over in my head, trying to come up with what it could've meant. Kinda like trying to put puzzle pieces together without actually know what the picture is.

Why would someone threaten Kaoru to break up with Haruhi? Who was the other person? It wasn't Hikaru, he was in the next room over, jamming to some gay sounding K-pop song. If it wasn't him, then who was it?

"Hey guys." Kaoru says the next morning at breakfast, not his usual happy self.

I look around just in time to see Tamachi cut a glare towards the unhappy twin.

"I'm going out for a walk, I'll be back later." Kaoru told Haruhi before walking out without even so much as a goodbye.

To follow or not to follow is the question.

I end up stalking him all the way to the park, when I finally decided to make myself noticed.

"Hey you," Kaoru says glumly, unlike his usual self.

"Hey. What's got you down?" I ask, jumping right into it.

"Oh, uh, nothing. What makes you say that?"

"You're usually a happy morning person, but you seem kinda off..."

"Don't be silly, I'm fine." And I actually trust him that he will be.

Until later that night. Around 2:30ish, I get up to go pee.

"No, you break up with her right now, or what we're doing now is over. For good."

"But-"

"No buts. Make your choice now."

"I.. choose... Charrazard, my fire type pokemon!"

"Kaoru, this is no time for jokes!" The unknown voice snapped.

It was silent for a long time, so I got the bright idea to peek around the door to catch a glimpse of the unknown person. I slowly move my heard around the corner, and sitting there is Kaoru and

"Mikasa? Wtf bish, get back to your own anime!" Her head instantly filed up to meet my burning gaze.

"YOU NEED TO GO AND KEEP EREN SAFE FROM TITANS!"

"But-"

"But nothing, just cause Eren isn't interested doesn't mean you show hop to to this anime and steal Haruhi's man. Ever notice a horse face staring at you? Yea, his name is Jean, and he's totally gay, but he's straight for you." The dumb girl can't even comprehend what I'm saying, I see it in her eyes.

"Huh?" She says. Sigh

"GOD, DON'T MAKE IT GAY, MIKASA." Kaoru says before pushing her into an anime demention vortex which takes her back to her own show.

Glad we got that taken care of. Kaoru is happy again with his relationship with Haruhi and his side hoe,his brother.

The end.