"I am 100% straight." Alex said.
"Why the the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Mmh oh my god. Stop fucking lying." Jack appeared out of nowhere and sang, serenaded his flaming homosexual boyfriend.

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Lying
"I am 100% straight." Alex said.
"Why the the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Mmh oh my god. Stop fucking lying." Jack appeared out of nowhere and sang, serenaded his flaming homosexual boyfriend.