-*Dandy's World Oneshots*-

Baked with love!(?)🍓🍩👶

No this is NOT mpreg

ITS DISSKNEE MAGIC YOU SWINE.

Anyway fan child chapter cuz yuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TW: mentions of vomiting and sickness and uncleanliness (Cosmo has the stomach flu)

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Cosmo woke up at four am, energized to shit.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me" He said, already knowing he was sick because whenever he wakes up at four am naturally he is always sick. He just got out of bed and went to the kitchen, where Sprout was making tea. Cosmo got some water and just grabbed some baking supplies. Sprout watched Cosmo as he trimmed some of his leaves, and Cosmo fought for his life to not vomit in the midst of baking.

"Lemme guess, I bet its the stomach flu again" Sprout said, tossing one of his dying leaves.

"I bet it is too. I'm gonna get this in the oven then go back to bed before it gets to the point where I can't even throw up but I have to." Cosmo replied, not Even noticing one of Sprout's leaves got blown into the cake pan by the box fan on the counter, and that his frosting was melting off his head and into the pan due to his fever.

He put it in the oven and gave Sprout a small hug before going back to his room. Sprout sat there half asleep for about twelve minutes before smoke started coming from the oven and a soft cry was heard. He choked on his tea and set down his mug, turning off the oven and grabbing oven mitts to pull the cake out. The last thing he expected to see was a small vanilla circle cake toon already topped with some white butter cream and a strawberry leaf. He pulled the baby out of the oven, setting the baby on a small baking sheet, he stared in shock as the tiny thing stared back, its little leaf tail resting behind it. He stared for about five minutes before the baby made a move

"Guh-"  the tiny thing proclaimed, shaking a bit of soot off itself. Sprout's heart widened instantly, grabbing the tiny thing and taking it to his room, where he grabbed a towel and cleaned the soot and ash off of it before wrapping it in a blanket and sneaking to toodles room where he found some doll clothes that would fit the baby spread out outside the girl's room.

"This child needs to clean up after herself." Said Sprout as he walked off with the clothes, the baby making cooing noises as it noms on its finger. He took the baby back to his room, where he properly washed the doll clothes in a wash bin and dried them with a blow dryer. He dressed the baby and wrapped it back up, lulling it to sleep.

What was Cosmo gonna think? How did this even happen!? Questions ran through Sprout's head as he walked to Cosmo's room with the sleeping baby in his arms.

He got ready to knock on Cosmo's door....

Cliffhanger

The second part to this will have one of my drawings sooooo.... Yuh

Idk its almost crisis break so I will have more FreeTime to write whatever bullshit goes on in this book.

Hopefully.