I HATE CUTE THINGS!

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Shrimpo chaPter because I kin him and I can't find a fucking red snapper in animal crossing for the last turkey day dish.


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Shrimpo grumbled as he scrolled Pinterest, scrolling past a bunch of save if/for s that would Normally bait people for money. He gave up and went on his switch, playing animal crossing for the first time ... Ever-

He kept reseting his island until he got villagers that weren't ugly. Blah blahblah, kk has a concert, it lines up with real time... 

Within the next two hours, he had his debt paid off and had four people ready to move in. He got a notification on his screen that -MrFluff- was online, and playing animal crossing too. He went and opened his gate for friends and went back to playing.

He was in the middle of crafting some tiki torches when a banner popped up at the top of his screen saying a visitor was arriving. He went to his airport, where The supposed -MrFluff-  stood, using the little wave emote to say hi before he went in chat saying he brought some things for Shrimpo.

Shrimpo had a bunch of decore in his home, and had a farm going as well. He and -MrFluff- spent some time fishing, where the fluff man finally got the red snapper he had been needing.

As time passed, -MrFluff- had to go back to his island to help with turkey day. He gave shrimpo a flower before leaving.

This made Shrimpo's heart ache, and the second the other left, he stomped to goob's room and opened the door viciously.

"I HATE CUTE THINGS!" He shouted as he launched a pillow at a chuckling Goob, making the fluffy craft laugh harder.

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I CAUGHT THE RED SNAPPER MIDWAY THROUGH THIS. THE ONLY DISH THAT ISNT SPARKLY IS THE PUMPKIN PJE AND IM FINE WITH THAT WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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