Naruto x Uchihas One Shots

Get the fuck out Sakura!: Sasunaru

Sakura returned home that evening, her head filled with the excitement of sharing good news with her boyfriend Sasuke about an upcoming promotion. However, as soon as she opened the door to their shared apartment, her smile faltered. The living room was in complete disarray. Broken glass littered the floor, furniture was overturned, and hanging from the wall was a massive banner that read: "Get the fuck out of my house, cheater!"

Her heart sank. "Sasuke?" she called out, her voice trembling.

Her belongings were shoved into boxes, stacked haphazardly by the door. Before she could process the scene further, her eyes landed on the couch. There sat Sasuke and Naruto, half-naked, passionately making out. She gasped, her shock quickly replaced by fury.

"What the hell is going on?!" she yelled, storming toward them.

Sasuke pulled away from Naruto, turning his cold, emotionless stare toward her. He stood up, his arms crossed. "Read the banner," he said flatly, nodding toward the wall.

Sakura's fists clenched. "Cheater? But I’m not a cheater, Sasuke-kun! If anything, you're the one cheating on me! Look at you!" She gestured wildly toward Naruto, who simply smirked, lounging on the couch like he belonged there.

Sasuke scoffed, stepping closer. "I’m just returning the favor, Sakura. Besides," he sneered, "I never liked you anyway."

His words hit her like a punch to the gut. "W-What are you talking about?!" she stammered.

Sasuke pointed to the coffee table, where a folded letter sat ominously. "Now read that."

With shaking hands, Sakura picked up the letter and unfolded it. As her eyes scanned the contents, her face paled. The letter detailed everything:

1. Thirteen other men. Sasuke had discovered explicit messages, incriminating photos, and evidence of her infidelity.

2. Misuse of his money. She had been splurging his hard-earned savings on drugs, designer makeup, and unnecessary luxuries.

3. Abuse of power at the hospital. She had been bullying her coworkers and mistreating patients, particularly the children under her care.

Her vision blurred with tears as she continued reading. The letter ended with a clear statement:

This is what happens when you betray me. Now get out of my life, and don’t ever come back

She looked up at Sasuke, her voice barely a whisper. "This... This isn’t true... You know me, Sasuke-kun. You know I’d never--"

"Save it," Sasuke snapped, his voice sharp as a blade. "I’ve seen all the proof, Sakura. Every message, every receipt, every complaint filed against you at the hospital. Don’t even try to deny it."

Sakura's tears turned to anger. "And what about you?!" she spat. "You're standing here accusing me while you’re making out with Naruto?!"

Sasuke’s expression didn’t waver. "Naruto isn’t the problem here. You are."

Naruto stood, stretching lazily. "And honestly," he said, his tone dripping with mockery, "I'm just here to help Sasuke clean up the mess you made of his life. But hey, you can leave the boxes. I'm moving in."

Sakura's entire body trembled with rage and humiliation. "You’ll regret this, Sasuke! Both of you!" she screamed, storming toward the door.

Sasuke’s voice stopped her cold. "Oh, and Sakura?"

She turned, glaring at him.

"Don’t forget the banner on your way out. It’s the best part."

Naruto laughed as Sakura slammed the door behind her.

*

As the apartment fell silent, Naruto flopped back onto the couch. "Think she’ll try to come back?"

Sasuke shrugged, a rare smirk tugging at his lips. "She’s not stupid enough to test me again."

Naruto grinned. "Good. Now, where were we?"

Without another word, Sasuke leaned in, pulling Naruto into another kiss, the drama of the evening already fading from his mind.