Naruto x Uchihas One Shots

Is Sasuke a cheater?: Sasunaru

Sasuke smirked to himself as he hit send on the carefully crafted text: "He's out, you can come into the apartment now." He knew Naruto, and he knew this message would send his hyperactive boyfriend into a full-blown frenzy.

To sell the prank, Sasuke locked himself in their bedroom and prepared the next stage. He found a video on his phone of someone moaning and the sound of a creaking bed, then set it to play on loop, keeping the volume just loud enough to carry through the door. He lay back on the bed, already trying to suppress his laughter at how Naruto would react.

Meanwhile, at Ichiraku Ramen, Naruto was halfway through his third bowl when his phone buzzed. He casually glanced at the screen, expecting a mundane text, but the moment he read Sasuke’s message, his brain short-circuited.

Naruto's chopsticks fell from his hand, and he spat out a mouthful of ramen, coughing as his face turned red. "What the hell?! Who's coming into the apartment?!"

He bolted out of the ramen shop without a second thought, leaving a very confused Teuchi calling after him. Sprinting through the streets like his life depended on it, Naruto raced toward their apartment building, taking the stairs two at a time when the elevator seemed too slow.

By the time he reached the door, he was out of breath and wild-eyed. "Sasuke!" he shouted, throwing the door open. The apartment was silent. "Sasuke, where are you?"

No response.

Naruto’s ears perked up as he made his way toward the bedroom. That's when he heard it: muffled moaning and the unmistakable creaking of their bed. His jaw dropped, and his face turned a furious shade of red.

"SASUKE!" he yelled, pounding on the locked bedroom door. "What the hell is going on in there?!"

Inside, Sasuke had to bite his lip to keep from laughing as Naruto’s voice grew more frantic. The banging on the door became relentless, accompanied by Naruto’s demands.

"Open this door right now, Sasuke! I swear if you don't--who the hell is in there with you?! I'm gonna-"

Naruto's threats trailed off as he remembered the spare keys. He dashed to the kitchen, grabbing them from their hook, and returned to the bedroom door with renewed determination. Sasuke, hearing the rustling of keys, prepared himself for the grand reveal.

The door flew open with a dramatic swing, and Naruto burst in, fists clenched and ready to throw hands. But instead of finding Sasuke with some mysterious lover, he saw his boyfriend lying on the bed, fully clothed, arms crossed, with a perfectly calm expression.

"You're back early" Sasuke said smoothly, his tone dripping with innocence.

Naruto froze, his eyes darting around the room. The moaning noises continued--until he realized they were coming from Sasuke's phone, which was resting on the nightstand.

"You... YOU BASTARD!" Naruto roared, turning beet red as realization dawned on him.

Sasuke finally let out the laughter he'd been holding back, clutching his sides as he doubled over. 'Oh my god, your face, Naruto! You actually thought--"

"You're dead!" Naruto pounced on him, grabbing Sasuke by the collar and shaking him. "You scared the crap out of me, teme! I was ready to kick your ass!"

Sasuke was laughing so hard he could barely respond. "I--snrk—I can’t believe--hah!--you fell for it!"

Naruto growled, trying to strangle Sasuke, but his grip wasn't exactly serious. "You're the worst! I'm never trusting you again!"

Sasuke grinned, grabbing Naruto’s wrists to stop him. "Come on, admit it, it was a good prank"

Naruto huffed, crossing his arms and glaring. "You're lucky I love you, bastard"

Sasuke smirked, pulling Naruto down onto the bed beside him. "And you're lucky I’m so creative"

Naruto groaned, burying his face in the pillow to hide his lingering blush, while Sasuke chuckled softly, clearly pleased with himself