The Chaotic Squad I

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Sans: So, you must be the new recruit, right?


TAO! Sans: Yep. That's me.


Sans: I heard you're a Tails fan.


TAO! Sans: Why? He's your brother?


Sans: How did you know.




Sans: Dude. What is wrong with you?


Green: Come on, Comic. You think I can do bad things with a face like this?


Sans: You named someone's name as a nude painting in Quiplash.


Green: Levered is a good name for sex and I don't wanna hear about it!


TE! Sans: Didn't you also say you like getting levered?




Sans: What is your favorite character?


TAO! Sans: Bluey, of course!


Sans: . . .


Green: Should we tell him?




Sans: What are you drinking?


TAO! Sans: Ketchup.


Sans: That's alcohol.


TAO! Sans: Oh. No wonder why TE! Sans said you always get dragged by Tails every night.


Sans: We don't talk about that.




Sans: I can explain. . .


Green: You have Tails and Gaster for your homework!? I only have Grey!


CW! Sans: You have a doctor to help? I only have three children!


TE! Sans: You guys have family members!?


TAO! Sans: Wait, you can use your family members. I thought it's better to just kidnap other people to do your work instead.


Green: WHAT-




Green: My trio is cancelled.


CW! Sans: My destruction is cancelled.


TAO! Sans: My AU is cancelled.


Sans: My powers are cancelled.


TE! Sans: Everything stays the same.




Sans: Name a number.


Green: Wha- How can you name a number when it's already named!?


Sans: Exactly.




TAO! Sans: Did you know that Techno died by cancer?


Sans: What the heck, TAO?


TE! Sans: Yeah, what the hell, bro? I was there.


CW! Sans: You're not helping.




Techno: Which IDW character do you wanna date the most if given the chance to?


Green: Whisper the Wolf.


TAO! Sans: Kitsunami.


TE! Sans: Surge the Tennec.


CW! Sans: Silver the Hedgehog.


Sans: Duo.


TAO! Sans: . . . You mean Mimic the Octopus, right?


Sans: No. I mean what I mean.

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