A Normal Family I

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Sonic: Hey, Tails. So, is this what your old house looks like?


Tails: Yep! My brothers still live in here. I just moved out.


Sonic: Cool! Where are they?


Tails: Weird. They're supposed to be coming up here right now--


Sans falls down from the ceiling and collapses to the ground.


Tails: Hey, Comic.


Sans: Hey, bro.




Papyrus: Sans, where are your pants?!?


Sans: I'm a skeleton.


Papyrus: You're naked!


Sans: I have no ass.


Papyrus: Sans!


Sans: You also have no ass. You only use clothes for your chest.


Papyrus: GOD DAMMI--




Sans: Look, you idiots. Miles might be 34 years old but he still hasn't heard a single swear word.


Sans: So, I suggest you to shut up before I make you shut up for eternity.




Tails: My name is Miles Prower, but everyone calls me Tails!


Sans: Heya. The name's Comic Prower, but my friends call me Sans.


Gaster: I am W.D Gaster. My interns and followers call me Dr. Prower.


Papyrus: I am Aster Papyrus Prower and I am a former cult leader.
Sans: What.




Papyrus: Hey, Dad. Who's your favorite child amongst the three of us?


Gaster: Nonsense. I like the three of you equally.


After Sans and Papyrus goes into their bedroom, Gaster goes close to Tails at his ear.

Gaster: It's you, Miles. And I mean a lot.




Y/N: Ha! A fox?! What kind of an idiot would adopt such a two-tailed freak?


Sans: . . .


Tails started crying and Sans tries to calm down.

Sans: It's okay, Miles. He didn't mean it that way.


Sans: Can you go outside for a moment? Y/N and I are gonna have a talk.


Tails goes outside, leaving you and Sans in your house.


Sans summons his bloodied, wooden bat and activates his red eye.

Sans: Now listen here, you motherfu--




Sans: Come here, Miles!


Sans tries pulling Tails to him.

Tails: Please, Comic! Please don't noogie the fox!


Papyrus: (Why do I feel some deja vu in this?)




Sans: A guy walks up to a bar and told something to me. "Why did you adopt a fox?"


Sans: And then I said, "That's my brother.".


Chara: Pshh. Nice joke. Then what? You saying Tails is your brother?


Sans; Maybe. He could be my pet. Or my--


Tails slaps Sans at his face to knock some sense out of him.


Sans: What the--


Tails: Comic, that's enough alcohol for a month. Let's go home. Our brother's worried sick.


Sans: Nooooo, I want more ketchup. Let me goooooo.
Tails: Pardon my brother, humans. He tends to get drunk in times like these.


Sans gets dragged by Tails out of the LG Place, confusing Chara and Frisk by a lot.

Frisk: Oh my god.
Chara: (MY CHILDHOOD IS ALL A LIE!?!?!?)




Sans: Awww, you look so adorable.


Tails: I am not adorable!


Sans: Give me a hug.

Tails: Comic, stop it!


Sans hugs Tails with his head caressing on his while Tails struggles to get out.

Tails: Comic!!!


Papyrus: Now ain't that adorable?


Tails: Aster no.


Papyrus jumps to Tails from above for a hug.

Papyrus: ASTER NYESSSSSSSS--




Bluey: Please, have mercy!


Tails: Come on, Sans! She didn't do anything wrong to deserve this!


Sans: She tried to cheat in order to get a million dollars from a four-day competition at the finale. And the one she ripped off from is an injured contestant who's currently at the hospital.


Bluey and Tails goes speechless on hearing Sans' reason.


Tails: Proceed.
Bluey: NO, DON'T LEAVE ME--

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