The top ten rules to being politically incorrect
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1. Forget about emotions
2. What is racism?
3. Your one mission: offend everyone without being offensive
4. No jokes are made too early
5. Blasphemy=comedy
6. The rules (except these ones) do not apply to you
7. Never make jokes about thyself (unless, of course, it's self depreciating humor, only used very rarely)
8. Grammar no not matters
9. It doesn't matter if it doesn't make sense, as long as you get attention and laughs
10. Gasps and narrowed eyebrows are your main goal
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Hope you liked the first chapter!! This book means no offense to words anyone. It's more of a joke than a serious book. But anyway, this first chapter was more of an introduction than a first chapter. Comment if you have any suggestion!!
~Aibs03
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How to be politically UNcorrect
HumorThis is a book for all of the idiots out there who can't find out how to be funny the usual way: jokes. Fortunately for you, you have come across this book. So read on and you can become politically incorrect. Or un-correct as I like to say.
