Not So Super

Chapter 12: Petty

Death

Shade and I ran on the roof tops of the city. As I jumped to another building I slipped on the edge, due to the snow that had just started falling. I fell off but Shade caught me, he pulled me up and we took a break. We sat down for a while huffing and puffing. He took out his iPod and put in a band called "Hollywood Undead" or something. I reached into my nap sack and pulled out a chocolate bar I heard a woman scream as I took my first bite. I jumped to the edge and hung with my left hand holding onto the edge and my feet on the wall with my right arm hanging down. I whistled and Shade was next to me.
We jumped down to the noise, that lead us to an ally way. When we walked in we saw a man pinning a woman with brown hair. She was shirtless and the man was kissing her neck with a gun to her head. Shade left me, which I knew was him trying to get a plan together. I took out one of my guns and pulled the hammer back.
The noise scared him, once he saw me he put the gun to her head. "Let her go." I said motioning my hand as I held the gun in my right. I walked up to them slowly "Stay back! I'll put a bullet in her brain!" I stopped and pooped my finger like usual.
"Put one in her and that'll give me even more of a reason to put eight in you" He got nervous shifting his aim between me and the girl as he stepped back. I followed, "let her go..." I heard a cartoony clunk sound. The man fell, to show Shade had hit him with his baton. The lady broke down crying on the floor. "Oh dont cry it's okay" Shade said, genuinely sincere, "Hes out cold ya see" Shade knocked him twice on the head with the baton "Here, If anyone else bothers you come find me at this address" He handed her a business card to his bar and walked away from the man. I sighed and shook my head somehow managing not to smile as I mumbled "Dumbass".