Damianya one shots
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Hey guys! I was reading chapter 109 like 'what is going on here?'. But then after the first week of school my brain suddenly flooded with a ton of ideas, probs cuz of my subject choices and stuff, so keep your eyes peeled for chapters being posted at random :)
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*round of applause*
Becky: Hi everyone! In case your wondering what Becky Essentials class is where I teach you the basic building blocks of life and romance! The guest star for the series, is my bestie, Anya!
Anya: Hi!
Becky: *Hugs Anya*
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*snaps photo*
Anya: Becky, do you have any peanuts?
Becky: Anya, does everything always have to lead to your stomach? But, yes I brought some peanuts for you.
Anya: * munch munch *
Becky: Okay, now listen close, today's lesson is 'Girl Code'. Now girl code varies for each friend group, so today I'm gonna teach you the basics.
Anya: Um ... sure?
Anya: *munch swallow* What IS girl code, though?
Becky: *slaps forehead* Anya you are so naive. So...
Anya: Becky, before you start, I need you to get me more peanuts.
Becky: Anya! That's so rude!
Anya: Please! It'll stop me from falling asleep halfway through it.
Becky: Wha- ... *5 secs of thinking* You make a valid point, Forger.
Becky: I'm gonna start now Anya, so NO MORE QUESTIONS.
Becky: First of all, 'Girl Code' is a set of rules that aren'y taught in school. They're the kind of rules that don't need to be explained, it's just common sense. Y'know?
Becky: Anyways, 1. Don't fight over guys. So me and Anya don't have a problem with that cause I don't date jerks, but if we were friends with Alice, which would NEVER happen, she'd have already broken a rule.
Becky: 2. Watch out for each other. Anya might be really terrible at Maths-
Anya: Becky, I'm right here!
Becky:- She might eat way too many peanuts,-
Anya: Hey- umm, that's true, but it's not my fault they're delicious.
Becky:- and she might brag a lot when she's Starlight Anya, -
Anya: That's not true!
Becky: -But I'd never let people in class say horrible things about her, because we're besties and I always have my bestie's back and vice versa.
Anya: *teary eyed* Becky, your the bestest friend ever!
Becky: Anya, 'bestest' isn't a word but thanks. Anyways, 3. Don't tell each others secrets. This is vital in a friendship. For instance, when Anya told me she had telepathy I pinky promised, knowing it had taken A LOT of courage to trust me with it, that I would never tell anyone, cause otherwise, I'd never be a true friend.
Anya: And no one in the school knows, which is a re-leaf!
Becky: It's relief!
Anya: I said that!
Becky: Whatever. 4. Don't date another's ex! Me and Jake broke up a few weeks ago but I know Anya would NEVER date him, because she respects our friendship.
Camera guy: Miss Blackbell, we only have five more minutes!
Becky: Oops. I forgot there was a time limit.
Anya: Becky, hurry up!
Becky: Ok, ok. 5. Never choose a guy over your friend. Anya, if me and Desmond were in an argument what would you do?
Anya: Umm... If you were right, I'd side with you but if it's just a silly little argument I'd be the peacemaker.
Becky: See! You're getting the hang of it!
Anya: What's the next one?
Becky: 6. Be honest with each other / Give honest advice. Umm... this is a tricky one.
Anya: Can I guess?
Becky: Sure.
Anya: So if I was wearing an atrrootiush fashion statement, and asked Becky how I looked, she wouldn't lie to me and say,' You look amazing Anya! ', instead she'd say,' Anya, we can do better. To the Shops! '.
Becky: Exactly! And Anya, we really need to work on your pronunciation later.
Anya: K.
Becky: 7. Don't backstab or talk behind each other's back. We don't really need to explain this one.
Becky: 8. Don't leave anyone behind!!!! This one's obvious.
Becky: Well, it seems our lesson has ended. We're gonna go see Mr Loid now!
Anya: ... *disappointed* I thought you got over that.
Becky: Sorry. Anyways, BYE!
Anya: *Impersonates Henderson* Class is Dismissed! Have an Elegant evening Ladies and Gentlemen!
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Camera man 2: Stuart, y'know they actually had twenty minutes, right?
Camera man 1: I know. But Anya said to make it five minutes because she couldn't be bothered with Becky's nonstop ranting about romance.
Camera man 2: O ok. By the way, do you know when Boss is coming back from vacation.
Camera man 3: Apparently he's got a secret crew to get some photos to post later.
