It ben a dai sins I had food like de humans. I have compeleleteliey converted to cannibalism - I donut eat donuts or anyfing except de humans. Eating de humans has became me lyf, but nobody came into de forest dat I can eat peepel toodai, so I an hungry in Hungary. Dis is not gewd, cus I am not also just Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, but I am also de Actual Hollywood Superstar Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, because I'm a Hollywood superstar. Dis means dat hollywood superstars always git wot food dey wont, and if I donut get my food dat is humans, den my reputation will be ruined. I am de most famous for eating peeples so I need my humans, or I will starve. YOU WOULDNT WONT ACTUAL HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF TO STARVE WOOD YEW? WOOD YEW? WOOD YOO ACTCHOOALLIEY? No. Becus me be de famous. Espeshully cus I'm a cannibal now. It is hard having life in de woods, so I need de peepel to come in so I can eat den all or I will starve and die, and I cannot die or my reputashun will be rewened. I will actchully have no reputashun, cus I'll be ded, and I donut like donuts. So humans betta come into my forest or den I will die. Sacrifice yo self. Fankyoo if yew do sacrifise yo self, but not fankyoo yet cus yew haven't.
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