For gewdness steak (get it, cus I eat human steak), I haven't eaten a person for free dais now. I am getting very hungry and I fink I mite jus hav two eet meself if I donut get any uddah humans hear now. Wot is da more is dat de armless, rememba me fwiend hoo wos corld armfull, butt Den I eaten her arms so she now corld amrless, yer well she fretened dat she wood tak mi two cort and she wood sew me for me arms, so den I wood den be corld Actual Armless Hollywood Superstar Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, but dat hasn't happened yet sah me still jus corld Actual Hollywood Superstar Cannibal Shia LaBeouf fanffooley. Dis wood also rewen me reputation if I had none of de arms.
I drove away from me forest and into de siteey to find de coort. DO YEEW EVEN REALWISE HOW MANY OF DE HUMANS ARE IN DE SITEEY! ITS LIKE AN ALL YEW CAN EET BUFFET! Me mouf wos woterin espshully cus I haven't eaten human for free dais strate. So, I quickly ate a little baby in da pram, cus I was very Hungary, but den de mutha wos colling de cops so I ate her two. Dey tasted vewy nummy.
I foinallee ronde de coort and I sore armless owt de fwornt. Not peepel were arowned so I ate her. She wos nononomnonom. Very nummy. Den I went into de coort end dey fort armless jus didn't turn up, bu now she is corld bodiless (git it cus I ate her end she has nun of de bodies now and She ded).
Anyways I went intwo de coort room and der wos de judge dat I saw wen I worlked in der. Dey probs weren't gunna sew me for me arms cus I bodiless wasn't der. But den dey Sed dey wood so I eet der arms two and fretened dat if dey sew me den I wood eet dem all and evry peepel in de wurld. Dey didn't sew me for me arms den cus I ate der arms.
Dey went to hospital, end while dey were in hospital I ate der feet aswell. It wos nummy. Now I am fwee end git to keep me arms, becus I fretened de coort peepel end ate der arms end ate bodiless. And den I wos on de news dat nite, end so now evrybodi is scared of me, but I donut no y cos it wood probs be a pleasure to be eaten by de one and only Actual Hollywood Superstar Cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
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