Off I left from me bush which nowun still has came intwoo, so I went two get me revenj on de Hollywood peepel... DUN DUN DUN.
Off I drove agen, and den I reached de wotar cus I'm in Hungary not Hollywood so me cannibal car turned into a cannjbal fish dat swam end I turned intwo a fish aswel and I ate all da fish cus I'm a cannibal fish. When I'm UNDA DA SEA me names Actual UNDA DA SEA cannibal Shia LaBeouf (git it cus I'm UNDA da sea).
Den I went intwo de Hollywood place dat is Brittney Spears's plase and den I hopped out of my car and eight her.
Den, I ate de Bond, James Bond.
Den I ate all of de peepel in Hollywood, cus I'm a carnibal. It was greight.
Den de police came so I ate dem two.
But I left wun Hollywood person over. Da Gail... DUN DUN DUN
Da Gail is also de cannibal. She is greight. Becus I got my revenge becus it was easy cus Hollywood peepel are easy to eet, den I went back to my Hungary in my bush wif da Gail.
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