WOT EVEN IS DIS!?!? DIS IS DE OWTRAJ. NOW DEY ARE NOT MAKING ME NAME NOT HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR NO MORE BECORSE I BE TWO FEERED. FANKS ALOT CITIZENS NOW IM GON EAT YOU AL MWAHAHAHAHAH.
FANKS to de Hungary peepel and i am now a person dat peepel ar scarrrred of. MY NAME IS JUST ACTUAL CANIBAL SHIA LABEOUF. *teratactal noises*. Like wyyyyy. I donut do nuttin rong. Y can dey decide dat I can't eet peepel. My reputashun hars been rewened. Dey don't no my lyf dey don't no wot I've been frew.
I am still a Hollywood superstar dey jus didn't won't my name to have Hollywood superstar in it cus dey didn't won't peepel to fink dat all Hollywood superstars are cannibals. BUT WOT IS EVEN DE PROB WIF BEING DE CANNIBAL. Did is an outrage. I arm going to eet all of de Hollywood Sulerstars now so I am de only Hollywood superstar.
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