So my name is All...y. Dat is like totally spelled like Alli.
So I was like totally riding my pon...y when I met like this totally hot guy named Jake...y. And den Jake...y like totally asked me if I would like totally marry him. And I was all like "Eww no I'm only like six years old. And den I was all like" but you can totally come to my ball tonight"
So like Jake...y like totally came to my ball and I was like wearing a like totally boot...yful dress made out out of my friend Olivia...y's blanket. Den I like handed Jake...y an ugly silk gown and I was like totally like" put this on if you want to like live and be my boyfriend.
And den Jake...y was all like "Eww no. I am a boy and I like totally hate wearing clothes.
And den I was like " Fine then. I'll just tell my Daddy, DA KING! dat you must like totally die.
And so Jake...y was like totally executed.
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Da like totally Princess Alli Chroncles
HumorGuess what? My name is Alli and I'm totally letting you read my life story. I don't give that opportunity to every one. So if like totally want to hear about my ponies, boyfriends and just like my life den you should like totally read this book.
