So today I got some pretty devastating news. Apparently the cutest boy I ever met, Carl like totally got ranned over by a reindeer last July. Turns out he also broke up with Hay...ley and like totally married my sister. Now that Carl is like totally dead, Ev...ie is like totally left to raise their son Carl Jr on her own. I think it like totally serves her right for like totally stealing my boy friend.
So my daddy like totally bought me a Ferrar...i and so I like totally killed my red pon...y and put its red skin on my seats in my like new car. But den I like needed a new pon...y so I got my new boyfriend Jonn...y to buy me a new one. I like totally got a new blue pon...y.
Today was my first ball since the time I tried to get my boy friend to like totally wear that totally ugly gown. So tonight I decided to like totally learn from my mistakes and I like totally gave Jonn...y a gorgeous gown to wear. Then Jonny got really mad and didn't wear the dress so Jonn...y like was totally executed.
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Da like totally Princess Alli Chroncles
HumorGuess what? My name is Alli and I'm totally letting you read my life story. I don't give that opportunity to every one. So if like totally want to hear about my ponies, boyfriends and just like my life den you should like totally read this book.
