So I was like totally going to a shoe store, I don't know why I was in that stupid normal person store, when I like totally met this hot dude. His name was Shoe...y.
So Shoe...you like totally sashayed up to me and like totally said,"Hi my name is Shoe...y what's your name?" And den I was totally like
" Good day Shoe...y my name is like totally Princess All...I. I think you're like totally cute, so you like totally have my premission to kiss my hand and buy me a new pon...y. And make sure dat my new pon...y is not green. The pon...y I have right now is green and I like totally hate it. My new pon...y has to like totally be red. Or else!"
So den Shoe...y like totally said
"Um, why would I do dat?" And den I said
" Because were in love, remember. You are such a dummy." And den Shoe...y was all like
" Um were not in love, I like totally have a girl friend. Her name is like totally Princess Ev...ie and please don't call me a dummy it like totally hurts my feelings."
Den I like totally said," Princess Ev...ie? Do you like totally mean my evil older sister Ev...ie? But she's like totally a witch! Literally." And den I used a brilliant trick to at least like still get my red pon...y. I started crying." But I like totally want a pon...y. Why must the world be like so cruel! Oh I'm so sorry red pon...y that you're going to like die all because Shoe...y not giving you a like totally suitable home with me! Oh I'm like so sorry!" And den Shoe...y like totally said,
" Alright, alright, I'll get you the stupid red pon...y if you will just leave me alone"
And so I like totally lost a boyfriend but got a brand new like totally red pon...y after my old pon...y like totally "accidentally" drowned in my moat. And so my witch of a sister stole my boyfriend and I got a totally new pon...y so we both lived semi happily after.
Yup Alli has an older sister.
Do you all think Evie should apear more in the story? Thoughts would be great.
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Da like totally Princess Alli Chroncles
ComédieGuess what? My name is Alli and I'm totally letting you read my life story. I don't give that opportunity to every one. So if like totally want to hear about my ponies, boyfriends and just like my life den you should like totally read this book.
