So we were all like totally celebrating Carl Jr's fourth birthday when I saw this like totally beautiful guy. He was like the handsomest dude I've ever seen. Besides Carl Sr of course. But den I just decided to ignore him and like totally let the man aproach me for once. I still like totally struggled not approaching him.
I decided to drown my struggles in the like totally delicious chocolate when I totally felt a tap on my shoulder.
" like hello" the beautiful stranger totally said." My name is Jack... ie and you must be the beautiful Princess All...I."
And den I was all like" Hello Jack... ie. And I like totally am indeed the gorgeous Princess you speak of."
And den Jack... ie like totally knelt down and said" Princess All...I, will you like totally on a date with me?" And den I was all like
" Yes Jack... ie I will like always go on a date with you!"
So da next day we went on a date. It was like totally awesome. Oh and I all like totally got a new rainbow pon...y.
So this year for my twentieth birthday I like totally asked my Momm...y if I could like totally go skiing off a cliff. But of course she had to be all like
" All...I, you can't go skiing off a cliff, but youyou can go bungee jumping, sky diving, diving with sharks, and walking on hot coals- king.
And so I got a new pon...y and boyfriend and I also like totally had a wonderful twentieth birthday so I like totally lived happily ever after.
YOU ARE READING
Da like totally Princess Alli Chroncles
HumorGuess what? My name is Alli and I'm totally letting you read my life story. I don't give that opportunity to every one. So if like totally want to hear about my ponies, boyfriends and just like my life den you should like totally read this book.
