So I was like totally opening my tenth birthday presents when this fairly cute prince like totally ran in. He was totally like,
"Princess All...I, I like totally need to kiss your hand or else I'll like totally die!" And den I was all like,
"Uuuuummmm... Okay? That's like totally random. Why will you like totally die?"
And den da prince was totally all like,
" Ugh, fine I won't really die. My name is Prince Larr...y and I just wish to like be able to tell my BFFs that I like totally kissed you. I'm like totally sorry" Den I like totally gasped and said,
" Okay, whatever just leave so I can open da rest of my presents. Okay so, GO! NOW!" And so I continued my birthday and Larr...y went back to his like totally smelly kingdom. Crying. I all ways knew he was a big baby. Even though I only knew him for five minutes.
And I and only I lived totally happily ever after.
YOU ARE READING
Da like totally Princess Alli Chroncles
HumorGuess what? My name is Alli and I'm totally letting you read my life story. I don't give that opportunity to every one. So if like totally want to hear about my ponies, boyfriends and just like my life den you should like totally read this book.
