So, I was riding my pon...y when I my pon...y like totally died. I like totally cried and cried.I also totally wished I hadn't like totally drowned my pon...y in my moat. And that I hadn't totally done it on purpose. So I got like totally over it. I like totally realised that now I could get a green pon...y and not like a pink pon...y like my old one. And so I like totally begged my Mommy for a green pon...y and den I like totally got one.
Oh, and did I like mention that I met this like totally yummy looking dude. His name was like totally Pete...y. I loved him so much and den I like totally ate him. He was delicious.
He was also like totally a pizza.
But right before I like totally murdered him in cold sauce, Pete...y also like totally proposed to me. He was like totally like,
"All...y, spelled with an 'i' of course,
will you like totally marry me" and den I like totally took a bite of him." All...y I'm so sorry I could never marry youooo". And den I like totally broke the scilece and said with a like totally full mouth,
" I like wouldn't marry you anyways. I'm only like eight years old. Duh"
And so I lost my pink pon...y and got a new green pon...y. I also lost my pizza not boyfriend and den I like totally lived happily ever after.
YOU ARE READING
Da like totally Princess Alli Chroncles
HumorGuess what? My name is Alli and I'm totally letting you read my life story. I don't give that opportunity to every one. So if like totally want to hear about my ponies, boyfriends and just like my life den you should like totally read this book.
