I'm. A. Cat! [Discontinued :(]

Ears, Fangs and a Tail!

A/N: Heya guys! This is my first fanfiction and I'm not sure if its any good or what but idgaf XD I've been writing at like 10pm while still half asleep so idk if there are any mistakes in it (let me know if there are). Anyways, I'm going to stop flapping on and let you read the story =)

Enjoy!

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The thunder of Eren's footsteps echoed loudly throughout the Survey Corps' HQ. Damn that Hanji! What's she gone and done now?! About a minute ago, Armin had crashed though the door to Eren's room, trembling and pale faced. Eren immediately knew something was up. Armin NEVER explodes through a door like that! Then, much to Eren's surprise, Armin burst into tears and began gasping random words at Eren, hoping that he got the message; "Hanji... she... Levi... PASSED OUT - suddenly collapsed... Help!"

Eren left him stuttering in the middle of the room, grabbed yesterday's jeans, and bolted towards Hanji's lab. Armin yelled back at him but he didn't hear it as there was only one screaming thought consuming his actions: Get to Levi. Get to Levi. GET TO LEVI!

He could hear distant voices once he stumbled off the last stair onto the labs' floor number and as he neared Hanji's room, he identified them as Erwin's angry shouts and Hanji's over excited yells. Eren threw himself against the door and it opened with a loud crash. Both superiors' heads snapped round and Hanji beamed at Eren brightly. "EREN!" she squealed happily, "Levi had a potion from me and it worked! I'm 45% - no 30% sure!"

"What? You gave him a potion and it made him pass out? Sorry but that sounds more like a POISON!"

Hanji's smile dissolved into a hurt frown. "Hey I said I was 30% certain. Besides, he's still breathing, right Erwin?" Erwin nodded slowly, not taking his eyes off Eren's crumpled uniform, making him feel extremely self-conscious. "Look I'll even prove it to you if you're that worried," Hanji's annoyed tone broke the awkward silence. Rolling her eyes, she took Eren firmly by the wrist and lead him over to a narrow bed tucked away in the corner of the lab. It was occupied by an unusual looking Corporal Levi who had definitely shrunk a few inches since that morning. He had to try his hardest to stifle a snigger when Hanji told him that he'd shrunk enough to become the smallest member in the Survey Corps. (So cute~ =♥~♥=)

Hanji and Eren were almost to their limit of controlling their laughter when Levi let out a quiet groan and rolled onto his side, rubbing his eyes. "L-Levi! Are you feeling okay, sir?"

Levi stopped rubbing his eyes and sat bolt upright, scowling at Eren. "Of course I am, Jaeger. Why the hell wouldn't I be?" He was confused when everyone breathed a sigh of relief. "Anyone kindly care to elaborate?!" He growled.

Eren jumped at the harsh tone in the Corporal's voice and cleared his throat nervously before quietly explaining Hanji's messed up potion experiments on him. "YOU DID WHAT?!" Levi screamed and leapt up off the bed. Eren's mouth fell open and the previous conversation was soon forgotten as he and Hanji stared at the two black furry things positioned on top of the Corporal's head. Eren also noticed the slim black tail snaking its way down Levi's leg from the small of his back.

Unthinking, Eren tentatively reached out a shaking hand and scratched behind one of Levi's velvety ears until he purred merrily. Hanji, obviously, couldn't hold it in any longer and let out a loud snort before collapsing into a hysterical laughing fit on the floor. Levi let out a loud hiss, showing sharp white fangs and Eren to snatched his hand back immediately, blushing fiercely.

"Damn it Jaeger. Now you've gone and set her off!" Levi hissed.

"S-sorry Corporal it's just that... You see... You're a cat and you look so adorable!"

Levi's ears stood up straight on top of his head and his grey eyes went wide with pure horror. His hand slowly crept up and stroked his own black ears and then down to his long tail. He grabbed Hanji roughly by the collar and gave her a death glare. "What the fuck did you give me, four-eyes? I'm. A. Cat!" He spat.

Onwards! Hope you like it :)