𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐘 𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐒 . . . 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐭

𝟐𝟏. 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲

𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦

hot bitches of hogwarts

elaine
guys pls help

herman
are you okay elaine

elaine
well
no

gingin
what's wrong sexy

elaine
i feel broken
not like actually
but i legit have not slept with ANYONE
since that awful mistake with wood
and i'm not even interested
like seriously
what did theodore do to me
and can he undo it????

cara love
babe i think that's called heartbreak

elaine
well can it go away???

herman
but i think its good
it means ur feeling things
it's been awhile since you have
felt things

elaine
yes mione there's a reason for that!
because THIS is not fun
i used to be like the weeknd
now i'm like phoebe bridgers
love her so much
but this is exhausting

cara love
maybe you should try to reach out

gingin
NO
SHE SHOULD NOT

herman
yeah i actually agree with gin on this

gingin
oh wow
thanks mione
that's how i know i said something smart

elaine
i fear im blocked cara

cara love
well yes
that's why you should reach out
you know it won't deliver
so get your feelings out anyways
you aren't doing it for him
you're doing it for you

gingin
wait she's lowkey on a good thought

elaine
but what if it delivers cara
then what
i DIE

herman
if it delivers then he looks like the ass
and he will know how much he hurt u

cara love
and if it doesn't then you get it out
without him knowing

elaine
ugh
i hate when you guys make decent points
i miss ginny offering the bat bogey

gingin
i can still do that

cara love
just think about it elaine
i think it will help
but whatever you want to do we support

elaine
i just want to not feel this way
i can't even hate him it's so annoying