This is a cross-over. If you don't like cross-over, it's okay to skip~
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The worst thing about being in a three-way relationship?
Guess what?
No, it's not the sex. In fact, threesome sex was so much better than normal sex because you got another person to give extra pleasure.
It's not cuddling because you could just lay in the middle and let your boys cuddle to you. If it's too warm, you could always turn on the AC.
It's not finance either because the three of you had dependable jobs. Your boys even protested about you working when they could feed you well without you going out to work.
So?
It's getting tattoos.
Your mother was against you getting a tattoo. She said it ruined your image as a good woman. Tattoo wasn't lady-like, she said.
But after hours of constant begging, she finally relented. With one condition...
You were permitted to have only one tattoo.
There went your plan to get your boys' name tattooed on both your wrists.
Now... Whose name should you pick?
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Nishinoya Yū was your childhood friend turned lover. He could be impulsive and temperamental but he's a very excitable and simple person in actuality.
Then during college, when you moved to Shizuoka with Nishinoya to go the university there, you met Haizaki Shōgo. He was a pervert and a jerk. He slept around then dumped the girls he slept with.
You didn't even know why you fell in love with that corn.
But somehow, you fell for the two of them. Even though they didn't really get along, you were glad they were willing to accept you and your feelings.
And that's how your threesome relationship came to be.
"(F/N), are you seriously listening to your ma?" Haizaki lifted an eyebrow mockingly. "She won't find out if you sneak another tattoo." He boldly squeezed your butt, smirking, and you squeaked. "Like here, for example."
"Oi, get your hand off, (F/N)!" Nishinoya smacked Haizaki's hand off of your butt. "You're just wary 'cause she's obviously going for my name!"
"Hah?" Haizaki scoffed. "Listen here, Shrimpy, (F/N)'s going to get a tattoo of my name 'cause my name's cooler than yours."
"Yeah right!" Now it was Nishinoya's time to scoff. "Your name's twisted! She doesn't want your name tattooed on her wrist!"
You sighed. Perhaps you should cancel your appointment with the tattoo parlor. This whole issue's becoming a reason for another one of their fight.
Boys would always be boys, after all.
"Ah, I know that look." Haizaki noted. "You're consider backing out, aren't you?"
"That's because the two of you are fighting because of this. I really don't want another broken broom. That somehow always happens when you're fighting."
Nishinoya blushed. Mainly because he was the one who broke the brooms.
But Haizaki broke the vacuum so they're both guilty. No, Haizaki was even more guilty because a vacuum costed so much more than a measly broom.
"C'mon, (F/N)! You gotta get a tattoo!"
You lifted an eyebrow. "Why do you want me to get a tatto so much, Shōgo?"
He licked his lips. "'Cause it's sexy. I'll trace that tattoo with the tip of my tongue for you." He whispered in his most seductive voice. "I'll give extra if it's my name."
"N-no fair!" Nishinoya glared. "Well, I can trace that tatto with the tip of my dick! How's that?!"
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"Pfft..."
"Yū, please no."
Nishinoya blushed. "Shut up!"
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Extra:
You smiled as you showed your boyfriends your new tattoo. "Ta-da!"
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"NishiHai?" They both read the inked cursive writing on your wrist with disgust.
"Ew, that's like a yaoi ship name!"
"Fuck you, (F/N)."
You grinned.
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God, what did I just write? I tried my best to make this funny. I'm so sorry I failed you AlexCasthiel. This is a request from her, BTW. Thank you for requesting, senpai! Although it's sucky, I still hope you enjoyed it!
This is inspired by...
Nijimura and Haizaki's ship name LOL They were called 'NijiHai' right? I just found out that I ship them crazily together too. Not as much as I ship AkaKuro or AoKi though~ or MidoTaka 'cause Takao's bae❤️
Anyway, I'm really sorry if Nishinoya's OOC! Don't tell me he wasn't 'cause I'm sure he was T^T This is my first time writing him so please have mercy! I tried my best but it still came out shitty. Gosh. Imma cry 'cause I feel so guilty right now.
This is also my first time making a cross-over. It's harder than I thought so double-mercy please!
Once again, I truly apologize!
Well, coming up next is...
KASAMATSU X READER LEMON
MY BAE~❤️❤️❤️❤️ I've been waiting for you, darling~
Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed that.
Until then... Farewell.
Love,
LadyBelle104
P.S: That picture above is edited by me 'cause I can't find a cross-over art of them. Sorry if it's ugly. I'm not good at editing pictures out of my selfies LOLOLOLOLOL
