Naruto: Tales of a Conquerer

Two years! The crews return!

"Oi, Luffy. Are you really going to wear that stupid disguise?" Naruto asked, picking his ear while walking along side him. Naruto had grown a lot in the past two years, even being sent on skirmishes for more experience. He had a bounty of 270 million belli for his association with the straw hats and his participation in the war alone. However his little "missions" raised his bounty to 404 million, his missions including breaking into and gaining information from several marine bases and the main raiser, beating down a celestial dragon.

That moment, however, was a tale for another time. Naruto amazingly now stood at 6'3. His hair was maintained so it was now only a few inches longer than it was two years ago, he wore a black, long sleeve jacket which was unzipped with nothing underneath. He also wore baggy blue jeans and a new pair of his ninja sandals.

"Hmm? What are you talking about, Hancock said this should work perfectly." Luffy replied. He was dress the same way as he is after the 2 year arc.

"Ok, I can kind of understand that, but the huge bag?" Naruto asked. "C'mon cap, you don't need ALL this food."

Luffy seemed insulted by what Naruto said, causing Naruto to just sigh and continue walking. During his training, he talked to the Kyuubi inside of him a few times, when he was awake. The thing he found out about the Kyuubi was that he really liked to sleep. So much in fact, that Naruto played that to his advantage. He kept out of claws length from the gate and proceeded to annoy him until he got what he wanted. It literally went like this.

*flashback*
"KYUUBI YOU FRICKING SUCK!" Naruto yelled out in his mind scape. The bait was taken and a large claw shot through the bars, intent on ending him, which Naruto jumped back and dodged. He then went right behind where the claw had landed and proceeded to be a ten year old.

"Kyuubi. Kyuubi. Kyuubi. Kyuubi. Kyuubi. Kyuubi. Kyuubi. Kyuubi. Kyuu. Kyuu. Kyuu. Kyuu. Kyuu. Kyuu. Kyuu. Kyuu. Fox. Fox. Fo-"

"OH GOD DAMMIT BRAT, WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!"

"Will you give me your powers?"

"ANYTHING! JUST LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE!" The Kyuubi yelled.

"Love ya Kyuubi." Naruto said with a huge grin, getting out of his mind scape.

*flashback end*

It was scary what Naruto could achieve if he put determination into it. It was then, though, that he saw a huge, overweight man wearing shorts, a red vest and a dirty straw hat, point his gun at a downed man. He proceeded to notice not just that, but there were a bunch of people around that guy that looked like horrible cosplayers of the straw hat crew.

"Do you have any idea who I am?! I'm Monkey D. Luffy! Bow down worm!" The wannabe declared. This pissed Naruto off, the whole time he was with the straw hats, they did nothing but help who needed it and expected nothing in return. He knew Luffy wouldn't allow it, so instead he grabbed a fat chunk of meat from Luffy's bag, making him eye it like a dog.

"Here. Here. You want it, you want it?" Naruto wretched his arm as far back as he could and threw it with impeccable results. The meat went flying off into the distance as Luffy chased after it, bag still on and all. Naruto then turned his attention to the wannabe's and dropped his bag. He threw on his detachable hood and walked to the group until time slowed down and he heard the hammer to the fake Luffy's pistol unlock and the pistol was about to shoot.

Naruto appeared in front of the downed man. Many thought he took the bullet for him, but that wasn't the case. Naruto looked around, they even had a small and unearthly frail version of him.

"Hey! You wanna die too?! Huh?! I'm Monkey D. Luf-"

"No you're not." Naruto stated coldly. He then proceeded to point at each crew member. "Sanji keeps his hair well done, even in storms, he also smokes. Robin has bigger boobs. Franky has a robot nose. Zoro would never gain weight unless it was muscle. Your choppers a dog with cardboard taped to it. You don't even have Brook. Your Nami." Naruto just stared at her before pinching the bridge of his nose and sighing deeply. "And worst of all, your Naruto sucks. He has more muscles, is way better looking and gives off an aura of absolute awesomeness."

"Oh yeah? And how would you know that?" Fake Nami asked, incredibly irritated by the gesture he made when he got to her.

"I'm not done yet. Naruto also has the eyes only seen in dragons, a soul so great the dead come alive around him! And most of all-" Naruto said taking his hood off and revealing his face. "He has whisker marks on each cheek, like this." He said, pointing at his own face and receiving blushes from the crowd.

"Oh. OH!" They all said, trying to run away. It was to late, they were all knocked out within three seconds. "Dammit, I took to long on that launch step again!" Naruto said, angry with himself. He then looked at everyone there who was in the crowd.

"Don't worry, these were fakes. The real straw hats are great people, they'd never attack you for any reason other than you attempting to hurt their nakama." Naruto said, walking off to grab his duffel bag.

"If you don't mind us asking young man, how do you know this?" And elderly man asked. Naruto dusted his bag off before answering.

"Because I'm one of them." Naruto said with a closed eye grin. He proceeded to sling his bag over his shoulder as he walked away.