Naruto: Tales of a Conquerer

Bad Movie

Yo, this is sorta a...a...yeah I don't know what this is, I thought of this while I was on a plane. I don't know what about planes make me think of weird stuff, but yeah. Filler, I guess. Jiraiya will be there but he won't have a reunion with Naruto because reasons.

It was the day before the exams and the boys decided to calm their nerves by going to the hot springs. They were all chilling(ironic isn't it?) in a bath, Shikamaru and Neji joining them to release the stress of working on the very exams the others were preparing for.

"Why exactly are you attending the Chunin exams? Don't you have your own village? And what the hell do I call your hitai-ate if it's not protecting your forehead?!" Sasuke asked rapidly.

"Call it a belt. Come on Sasuke, you're better than this." He said and laughed at Sasuke glaring at him. "And to answer your other question, yes, but, my dad was a Jounin. In order to surpass him I gotta rise through ranks."

"....that....is so stupid. It's good to see you haven't changed."

"Wh-how is it stupid?!"

"Naruto, I have to admit it's kind of stupid." Shikamaru added. "You're only thinking of rank. You can pass up ones rank, that doesn't make you better than someone."

"Yeah, he's right. Stupid move dude." Kiba said, seeing the reasoning.

"I must agree, not very rational." Neji said, crossing his arms and nodding.

"At least you tried." Chouji added, munching on some chips.

"I don't have to take this criticism!" He yelled as he rose, not noticing that the one thing covering his *ahem* situation, didn't raise with him, revealing it for the world to see.

"Gah, dude!" Kiba yelled, then looked down at his lower body shame. Shikamaru simply didn't look. Naruto turned to grab a towel and everyone noticed his tattoo on his back.

"Yo Naruto, what is that on your back?"

"Hm?" Naruto questioned, looking back. "Oh, my tattoo? It's the Strawhats Jolly Roger."

"Strawhats? The guys you were with when you were out of the village?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah. It's not just a group, we're a family. No matter where I am, how I am and what I'm doing-" he pointed a thumb at his tattoo. "I know they got my back."

All, minus one, of the boys were in awe at the raw conviction Naruto spoke with. Sasuke was slightly saddened, believing although they were on close terms, he wouldn't reach the level of family these "Strawhats" did in just two years. Kiba, the one, voiced his opinion though.

"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame."

Everyone looked at him.

"Oh come on, gimme some chips because that was cheesy."

"Hey Kiba, why don't you go choke on a-"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"

The boys stopped and looked at the wall that separated the two genders.

"Should we check it out?" Kiba asked.

"Kiba you per-"

"PERVERT!!!"

They all heard a yell from the opposite side.

"Oh Kami." Naruto said, not knowing whether to be happy about this reunion or to hide until they can reunite under calmer terms.

"Hey! I'll have you know I'm no ordinary pervert! I'm a SUPER PER-"

*CRASH*

A white, green and red blur bursted through the wall, flying and embedding himself into the wall on the other side of the room. The boys looked back to see Tsunade with her fist extended and a bath robe covering her, other girls with towels covering them.