Naruto: Tales of a Conquerer

Follow your dream! Naruto's return!

Everybody but Naruto, Sanji, Zoro and Luffy were at the ship. The rest of the crew were catching up with each other. Chopper and Usopp were fan girling out about Franky's upgrades, Nami was talking to Robin/ breaking Brook, the latter being because Brook was...well being Brook and asking for panties.

"Ah! Nami-chan, you're going to kill me! Oh, but I am already dead, HOHOHOHOHO!"

"Shut the hell up you pile of bones." Nami said, rearranging his bones to make a stool for herself.

"Where the hell are those idiots?!"
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"What the hell are the real straw hats doing here?!"

"Oh god I thought I was going to die!" The fake Zoro yelled out.

"Did you see him?! He was right I look nothing like him!" The fake Naruto said.

"You fools! It wasn't straw hatS! It was A straw HAT! There was only one, remember that we have an army waiting outside! At the end of the day, he's ONLY one!" The fake Luffy told his crew, going on his way out to address the army. That was, until the navy was made themselves known, completely surrounding them. The fake Luffy attempted to intimidate her, but didn't take into account she actually KNEW Luffy. She had 6 CP-9's with her( I know there were two, but meh, my story.)

"For some reason, the real Luffy is here too, and so is the real Naruto." She said, "PX-9, FIRE!"

It did as it was told, firing off a lazed into a crowd, seeing two figures jumping out of the way, both landing on the pedestal the fake straw hats were on.

"Hey! What if that hit my precious food?!" The disguise fell of, revealing Luffy and Naruto. The fake straw hats, who were running, turned back to see the man they were making fun of, "HE WAS THE REAL ONE?!"

One of the Pirates had his wanted poster. "H-his face, this poster, I-it's the same!"

"Luffy! Unlike before, I'm a real Navy Officer now and I'm going to catch you!"

"Oi, what about me?" Naruto asked. He then curled into a corner, depressed. "No one ever wants to capture me...ever since I hit 400k+ they just stood aside and let me go...it's depressing." He said, causing everyone, even the PX's, to sweat drop.

"...Uhhh...We'll capture you too?" The officer said.

"NOW WE'RE TALKING! LET'S DO THIS!" He yelled with tenacity, cracking his knuckles.

"PX-9, FIRE AGAIN!" The Pacifista fired three shots at Luffy, he dodged with just three swift movements of the head.

"...Too slow." He said, before disappearing and reappearing above the one that fired. "Jet...Pistol!" He yelled, punching PX-9 down making it bounce, and then the air pressure hit, ultimately destroying it.

"He destroyed a Pacifista in one hit!" All the Pirates/Marines yelled , impressed and fearful of what happened before their eyes. The officer turned her heads to yell for the other PX's. "Release!" She just saw a pile of mechanical pieces. Naruto stood over them, both of his arms completely black, showing his armament haki.

"Well, it really sucks, but this is the only way to use haki in my attacks. Other than this, I can only do one other thing."

"Hey, who's that?!"

"I don't know, they said Naruto but who's that?"

"A friend of the straw hats?"

Naruto smacked his forehead. "That's why no one knew me! I forgot the name on my poster!" Naruto said, somewhat excitedly. He proceeded to unseal a mask, it was an Anbu mask for the fox, and put it on. Many of the marines dropped their weapons, even pirates were running. A single wanted poster fell in front of anyone, the picture was of the mask Naruto was wearing, 404 million bounty and the title, "The Yellow Conqueror."