The Zombie Apocalypse Team

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Aries: Bags the leader but leads the team into trouble!

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food.

Gemini: Always forgets to keep quiet when zombies are nearby

Cancer: Gets shit done but always complains they're the ones doing all the work.

Leo: Always complains about the fact that their hair is out of place

Virgo: Demands that everyone wears deodorant at all times

Libra: Tries to lighten things up

Scorpio: Is happy they can legally kill something.

Sagittarius: Must prove they will kill the most zombies.

Capricorn: Runs to find a hiding place so no zombies will attack them

Pieces: Cries (For many apparent reasons)

Aquarius: The one that dies first. 


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