10 Things you cannot do:
1. You can't count your hairs.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You cannot breathe with your tongue out.
4. Pull your tongue back in fool!
5. You can't say the letter 'p' without separating your lips.
7. You've just attempted it.
8. You haven't noticed I've skipped 6.
9. You just checked.
10. You are smiling or laughing because you are an idiot
11. You also haven't realised I skipped 11.
12. You checked and realised i lied.
13. You haven't taken note of the fact that this is called 'Impossibilities In The World,' and there were only suppose to be 10 of them. ^^
YOU ARE READING
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HumorDon't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey... lol dedication to @SummerSunshine, @Sweetunes24, @Raclaw, @laylalovespugs, @Zaffle77, @FabulousYoutube, @CHOCOLATE4EVER and @JobusB!! (My weird friends)
