My Depression

F⃠A⃠K⃠E⃠ Friends

So, unless you're naive, live under a rock or are five (though if you're five how and why are you here?) you've probably experienced F⃠A⃠K⃠E⃠ Friends.

There are several types of fake friends.

1) the one who does it to get something from you
2) for lols, haha lolzor
3) the one that does it because they pity you

If you are number 3 gtfo because I don't need your pity and I don't think anyone else does either. Go find yourself an attention seeker, they love people like you.

I'll be doing these in order and then my experience, okay? Okay.

1) the one that does it go get something from you.

You can usually find these people hanging around popular people or celebrities. These people act like they're your friend so you might like them and be willing to give them something if they ask for it.

Most of the time this reason is something terrible like money or attention or something dumb like that. If you have a friend like this that is just you friend because of what you have or how society sees you, ditch them, embarrass them because they ain't worth your time!

2) for lols, haha lolzor

I'm so sorry for that description. I've never encountered these types of fake friends but I have been pranked before (might talk about that later :P).

These people pretend to be your friend because of a dare or they get the sick thrill of seeing your face after you get embarrassed because you told them a secret and they told everyone.

Side note, you people are sick why do you find pleasure in that?

So if you have a feeling you have a friend like this test them and don't you dare go easy on them because they won't go easy on you. You'll thank me later. And ditch them once you know for sure they're fake.

3) the one that does it because they pity you

Quick note, no one likes to be pitied and lied to because of that pity, okay? If you're going to pity someone keep it to yourself unless you plan to actually be genuine about it.

I've met some people who had some friends only because those "friends" pitied them. NO ONE wants a person to lie to them and pretend to be their friend because if you think you're helping them by doing this, you aren't stop it, ...stop it, just stop it.

I've had this once, once I cried in class because I broke down and it was like I was a freaking angel because no one was mean to me or even really talked to me for a while because they thought I was fragile. Btw don't ignore someone when you see them crying, help them, they need it.

Okay, onto my own experience (the one I haven't said yet).

This girl (gonna call her Becky) decided to be my friend. Becky was a popular and cheerleader and would never usually talk to me but did anyway. She's not a bad person, she just made the wrong choice if she wanted to help me.

Becky pitied me. She thought I was lonely and had no friends. Bish was wrong. I'd rather have few real friends than many fake friends, okay? So Becky talked to me and tried to get close to me but i could read her like a book.

I blocked her out but that only made her try harder. She really wanted to help me so one day when she was following after me, trying to get me to stop I turned around and said.

"Listen, Becky, you need to stop. I know you pity me, I can see it. I don't want your pity so stop trying to be my friend because we just would not be good friends. You're a great person but I'm not like you. Just, leave me alone, okay?"

Lucky me she left me alone but others aren't so lucky. So if you have a fake friend problem or aren't quite sure if you have a fake friend tell me! I'm honestly thinking this should be an Internet support group. Bye for now!