Ex Husband's Obsession(21+) [Kth ff]

CHAPTER ~ 52 🔞🔞

Look who is back? 💀

Alright, alright, settle down, darlings! 😌 Phew! 😅 You're all so eager, like little puppies waiting for a treat! 🐶🐾 So hey hey, hello sweethearts. 👋💖 Yeah, my cute little sweethearts. 🥰 Don't you just look adorable with your anticipation? 😍 How you all are doing? 🤔 I hope fine. 😊 If you're not, just pretend for me, okay?

😉 I am good too. 😌 Obviously. 😎 I mean, how could I not be? I'm me! ✨ I'm always good. 👍 Like, always. 💯 It's a superpower. 🦸‍♀️

I know you all missed me or should I say missed the story. 😜 Hahaha. 😂 Admit it, you were refreshing the page every five minutes, weren't you? 🔄👀 Let's be real, you're addicted to my drama, not my sparkling personality. 💅💎 Though, let's be honest, my personality is pretty sparkly too. ✨🤩

Though, that's debatable. 🤔 But only by people who don't have good taste. 🤷‍♀️ I know you all love and miss updates more than me. 🥺 You're like a little bird chirping for crumbs, and I'm the baker with the delicious story-bread. 🐦🍞 Don't lie to yourselves. 🤥 You're here for the juicy bits, not my witty banter. 🍑🔥

Okay, maybe a little for the banter. 😉 It is top-tier. 🏆 Though, my banter is pretty damn good. 💁‍♀️ I know, I know. I'm a gift. 🎁 Well I missed you guys too. 💖 Fine, I'll throw you a bone... a very sparkly, well-written bone. 🦴✨ I missed the chaos you bring. 🌪️ You guys are like a tiny, adorable tornado of excitement. 🥰🎉

So confession time. 🤫 Gather 'round, my little gossipers, because this is where the secrets come out. 🗣️ Buckle up, buttercups, because this is where the real tea gets spilled. ☕ And it's piping hot! 🔥 Will you all believe me if I say that this chapter was already written long back, since November 2024? 🗓️ You're probably thinking, "What?!?" 🤯 I know, I know. 🤷‍♀️

Yeah, you heard that right. November. 🍂 As in, four months ago. ⏳ I was basically holding this chapter hostage. 😈 That means it was already done four months ago but I didn't update just because I couldn't write their single smut scene. 🙈 I was having a serious writer's block situation. 🧱 Oh, the horror! 😱 The struggle was real. 😭 Like, I was staring at the screen, and my brain was just like, "Nope." 🙅‍♀️

Everytime I tried writing them, I didn't have energy, any motivation or inspiration. 😴✨ Whatever you call it. 🤔 Basically, my muse was on vacation, and she didn't send a postcard. 🏝️✉️

Basically, I was bored and uninspired. 🥱🎨 Sue me. ⚖️ But please don't, I'm very sensitive. 🥺

Like legit took me four months still I couldn't write that single smut scene and that kept holding me back from updating and then obviously my personal reasons and life adventures are other reasons too. 🎢 My life is like a sitcom, but I'm the only actor. 🎬🎭 My life is more interesting than yours, let's be honest. 😂 Just kidding! Mostly. 😜 And you don't need to know all the details. 🤫 A magician never reveals her secrets. 🎩✨

But what is weird to me is that when today I opened the notes again to write their smut scene and finally complete the chapter, it just took me an hour and I wrote 3 back to back smut scenes without any writer block or interruption. 🤯⏱️ It was like a magical writing fairy sprinkled me with inspiration dust! 🧚‍♀️✨ One hour, people! Three scenes! 💯🔥 I'm a goddamn machine when I want to be. 🤖💪

A very cute machine. 🥰 And tadaa, the chapter after four long months finally came to completion. 🎉 You're welcome. 🤗 You're all very welcome. 🥰 Now, some of you can stop your whining. 😭➡️😊 But keep the happy noises going. 🥳🎶