Carl azuz x Sanjay Gupta real otp (Carl azuz is daddy af)

oh nu dramam

Once upun a time I loved someone

His name was Sanjay

bUT FUCK THAT SHIT IM IN LOVE WITH SNOOP DOGG NOW HELL YEAH

MORE WEED

IH YEAH

I LOVE WEED

SANJAY DIDNT LOVE WEED

OR DANK MENES

BUT SNOOP DOES

but wait

the other day I was having sex with snoop

and I found a zipper

on his body

w tf

"Carl" he called "I have to tell you something"

"k snoop"

he grabbed the zipper and unzipped it. turns out sanjay was in a snoop dawg costume.

"WTF SANJAY I THIUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE WEED" I screamed

"Carl no. I love weed almost as much as I luv you." He flirt

then shrek comes out of no where

"SANJAY I WANT YOU BACK" he calls

"fuk off shrek" I say

"ok" shrek leev

"wait no shrek we can have a threesome" sanjay say

"no it's ok I already found someone else his name is Shia he told me to just do it" shrek say

Sanjay and I smoke some weed and have the sex

"sanjay this doesn't make sense. I remember at our last d8 you said you didn't like weed so I shoved breadsticks into my purse and went home" I say

"Carl youre such a meme"

Sanjay continues kissing me as we sex. then Scott and Anthony come in

"we r here to save cnn student news!" Scott called

"wot" I say

"wot" sanjay say

"the skiolyr is gonna start again which means CNN student news" Scott say

"sTFU" I skreem

"y do we need CNN when we got luv" Sanjay say

"u dont need cnn but we do." anthony say "cnn brought us together"

"um ok bye plz leev we r trying to sex" I say

"and weed" Sanjay say

"but Carl shouldn't we sex n weed with u guys we r lik best frineds 5evr" Scott say

"good point. almost as good as Sanjay dick" I say

Scott and Anthony sex and Sanjay and j sex and then we smoke more weed and rek some scrubs

and then we die

da end

hahahahaha you thot that wuz the end thr is nO END TI SANJAY AND IS LUV

sanajy and j never stop sexing or smoking weed

shrek and shia r madly in luv (with weed)

Scott and Anthony still care too much about school

and Mark Hoppus is kill

bUT WAIT

WHAT IF MARK HOPPUS ISNT KILL

ILLUMINATI CONFIRM

🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺

THIS IS SIME GOOD SHIT

"sanjay wot is a sled that's is cheap" I esk

"Wot" he says

"a to-bargain" I repli

"sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit" he say

den shrek come back with shia to smoke more weed. we all smoke weed and get high and liv life

but den

we all hit da permanent blunt

nd we all die

all accept Mark Hoppus

dad will never die

there's only one way to revive all of us from our permanent blunt

2 revive me you must have a good pun

to revive sanjay you must luv puns

to revive scott you must "not care abt sports" even tho u do care. a lot

to revive Anthony you must luv Scott

to revive shrek you must get out of his swamp

to revive shia you must just do it or eat people

to revive snoop you must hit da permanent blunt

but b4 u revive all of us

I must ask that you must be an mlg

and you must have the rarest pepes and the darkest memes

or da meme police will come 4 you

so start ur adventure wisely

Lol jk you'll never finish ur adventure

because you hit da permanent blunt

so technically snoop is alive

Mark Hoppus and snoop are da only people who can start the adventure

so let dem do the job

A/N

Finally. A third part is out and I have no idea what I just wrote

I started writing this too early

But it's still 4:20 am

And I'm so fucking tired

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