"DADDY!!!" Carl screamed.
"What" Sanjay replied
"Do you know what today is?" Carl asked
"Um no." Sanjay said
"FUCK U SANJAY" Carl yelled. "Jk. Let me tell you what happened one year ago on this day..."
~flashback~
Today is a very important day in CNN student news history. Today I will finally ask out the gorgeous Sanjay Gupta.
I filmed an episode of CNN student news and then afterwards I walked up to Sanjay.
"I wish I coulda given a shout out to dat ass when I did the roll call because damn son" I said.
"Carl you're so sexy when you're doing the weed." he flirted
"Sanjay it would be punderful is you married me" I said
"oh shit" Sanjay exclaimed
"Wot" i ask
"every time you make a pun I get super hard and I just came a little" he admit
"let's go to the super secret back room and have the sex while smoking weed." I plan
"yes let's do that"
I put my penis in Sanjay and he scream about how phones affect sleeping.
"R u sore ywt" I ask
"Fuck no give me mkre" he moans
I start penitrating his anus hole even more.
"I guess we can call this the penetration station" i say
"Carl no puns plese"
he ejaculated and I licked it off the ground as I rolled another joint that Sanjay and i shared
I got bored in the super secret location so Sanjay and I went to the filming room and had the sex on that table withy the camera watching
*friday*
today started out pretty terrible because the camera was filming Sanjay and I and the sex tape was posted instead of today's episode
oh well at least I get to smoke more weed with Sanjay today
"Carl you're so sexy when you hit your blunt" he flirt
while we were on our date, two gay teachers walked up to us and told us how brave we r. their names were Scott and Anthony and Scott said it took him 15 years to make his move on Anthony
more parents came up to us and started shaming us for showing their kids our sex tape but I didn't care. I was too high to care. So was sanjay
I took Sanjay home with me and I showed him all my rare pepes and dank memes and then my illuminati collection
I then tied him up and we did the sex
"I'm gonna 360 no scope your anus m9" I say "I'm an mlg pro you can't have my memes or my pepes or my Doritos or Mountain Dew
but then shreck came and took sanjay away from me
and then i hit the permanent blunt and I died.
~end of flashback~
"WTF CARL YOURE SEAD WHAT HOW AM I GONNA LIVE I LOVE YOU CARL" Sanjay cried
"It's okay Sanjay. You remember all the unnecessary stuff that happened after that which brought me back to life?" Carl asked.
"Yeah," two familiar voices said in unison. Carl and Sanjay looked over to see Scott and Anthony
"Why are you guys here?" Sanjay asked. "You guys aren't memes,"
"But we avenged Carl" Scott said
"Oh yeah" Sanjay remembered. "Speaking of which, where is he?"
"Carl?@ Anthony called.
"Daddy?" Sanjay yelled
"SHIT man he HIT THE PERMANENT BLUNT AGAIN" Sanand cried "guys, think if some really cheesy Pune. Carl loves puns"
"We kniw" Scott said. "So Anthony, did you hear about the guy who had a pizza and then it got stolen from a gu in a batman suit?"
"No. What happened to him?" Anthony wondered.
"I don't know, all I know is that it wa a aparetty, dark night, for him" Scott finished
"WHERES THE BADHM TSS" Anthony panicked. "AHHJHH"
"WHAT IF MY DADDY BEVER COMES BACK?!?!!!@ Sanjay worried.
"No worries Sanjay." Another familiar voice said. It was mark hoppus, "well just have to search for him like he searched for you,"
"So, find snoop dog or something?@ Sanjay asked
"I don't knkwD I'm too high to do anything" someone else said. They all looked over and it was Brendon urie
"GRT YOUT GARBAGE ASS OUTTA THIS FOLEDN STIRY YOU PIECE IF SHIT" mark called. "THE ONLY REASON IM HERE IS BECAUSE ITS ABOUT DADDIES AND IM DAD AF"
"FIVK YOU" Brendon called back
What the hell is going on right now
"IS ANYONE GOING TI HELO NE FIND MY DADDY???@ Sanjay said
"I don't iniwX I think we're all too high," snoop digg said
"I want my dadddyyyytyy we haven't had sex in like ten minutes." Sanjay complained
"TEN ENTIRE MINITES???? SANJAY GUOTA WENT TEN MINUTES WITHIUT SEX!!!" Scott called
"I hate all of you, I just what my daddy to give me the succ" Sanjay said he artfully
All of a sudden, Carl came out of no where riding a unicorn with a dildo for a hirn
"Did I hear that someone here wanted, the succ????" Carl spike.
"YEE DADDY😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦" Sanjah busted a nut all over Carl's face before Carl could even do anything. Wow, what a bottom
"Daddy@ Sanjay maimed mire. Carl kept hitting hi but in a way hate he enjoys it
Then, Sanjay woke up.
It turned out that he had been in a coma for the passed 20
Minutes. He wasn't even in a coma, he was just takin a nap while Carl was anally raping him. Of course when Sanjay woke up they began to do it more hardcore but they were both too high to remembere anything they were doing X
Weed and puns man. Weed and puns. If you ever need to win a lady over, JIST use weed n puns. Or just leak your sex tape onto cnn student news
"Carl did you hear what the narrator just said?" Sanjay asked
"About puns? Hell yeah."
"No about leaking your sector onto cnn student news. We should totally do that again."
"Yes"
Carl and Sanjay fuked intensely and then posted it the next day for all the small children to see
A/N
Yes another edition of this story and it's glory
I can barely see
I got four hours of sleep last night
Good morning
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Carl azuz x Sanjay Gupta real otp (Carl azuz is daddy af)
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