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by whoisminifridgelmao

by whoisminifridgelmao

*carl daddy's pov*

"All right students, this was a swine episode of CNN10. See ya next school year" I said. Today was the last day that I had to film CNN10 until next schcokl year and the last episode was about pig Latin. Sanjay and I had,, big plans

I opened up my phone to call danjay so tell him to meet me in the super secret sex doom but he didn't answer my call,,,, suspicious

As I was walking around campus, searching desperately for my one true love, o ran into two familiar faces, Scott and Anthony. Idk it always seems like I'm running into them since they like, avenged me and all, but in not so sure.

"Hey ott-acay, ave-hay ou-yay een-say Anjanette-say?" I asked

"O-nay. Prey-say." He said

"Wait why are you even here? Don't you have to work in like,,, dernfale?" I asked again

"No Anthony and I got fired... I think I can't remember but it doesn't matter because they're here on a field trip"

Auddenly, a crazed fan walked up to me

"DADDY CARL I HAVE FINESSED DADDY SANJAY FROM YOU ANF KM AFTER YOU NEXT" it said. I couldn't tell what gender they were.

"M wXCUSE ME HUNTY SANNJAY IS MINE" I sasses

Even. Ore suddenly , more students attacked me. They were pulling at my hair and my clothes and other,,,?? Unfortunate places

"WHO ARE THESE KIDS??!?" I yelled. Some adults came by and had to pry Ben off of me. All tinge chaperones gave them stern talking-tos.

"Look Carl, we're sorry that your sex appeal is so... appealing,, and our stupid horny teenagers can't help themselves around you" Anthony told

"Look, I understand, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off myself either. But I'm not a pedophile. And I love one person, and one person only. And I need help finding them. I need my snjay " I told

"Of you love him so much, why do you keep losing him?" Scott asked

"Shit you're right" I said

I just then sat and waited

And waited

SIKE NAH I WENT AFTER MY MAND I WASNT GON LET SOME WEIRD CONFUSED TOMBOY TAJE NY ONE AND OBLY TRUE LIVE AWAY FROM ME

SO I WENT AFYER THAT WEIRD ASS CONFUSED TOM BIY NAMED LIKE RUAN OR RAVEN OR RAMEN OR SOME SHIT AND I BEAT HER UP UNTIL SHED HIVE BIM BACK TO ME BUT SHE WOULDNT BECAHSE SHES A SELFISH BIOTCH

but it doesn't matter because yet again, I got my danjay back and we have very. Bery intense butt sex and we spoke ig-pay atin-lay to each other the entire time

Pig Latin. Such a turn on.

Anyway, after I saved Sanjay from a crazed fan and had nice releiving sex, we ran off to an island for the summer where we raised sheep and ate nothing but berries which I'm pretty sure we're poisonous. Idk man but every time we ate them I felt like I was tripping on acid which is why I can't remember anything

Man this is sad and depresseding

A/N

Hi yeah it's been a while and sadly I have no inspiration for this whatsoever. I've been really not good recently so sorry for the bad chapter I suppose.

- mini fridge